Monday, November 1, 2010

Kemaluan Yang Sangat Besar



Pukul 2.27 pagi... Aku tengah syok study tuk paper Nutrition... Tetiba, dengar bunyik motor 125Z... Aku meluru ke tingkap tuk tengok sape tu... Helmet putih, sweater cam sweater curik, badan kering2 cam lembu... 
Lufti la tu, dak kolej aku... Sebagai seorang budak yang berada di zaman di mana "dow" dan "sial" berada di pengakhiran ayat dalam setiap ucapan, 
aku pun menegur dia dengan cara budak2 skang... 

Wooooiii!!

Dia pandang kat aku sebelum melihat jari tengah aku menari-nari di depan tingkap... Dengan bangganya aku melayangkan jari tengahku beberapa kali dalam bentuk pusingan... Sekejap2 dalam bentuk linear... Jari tengah aku memang panjang... Sebab tu aku selalu nak tunjuk kat semua orang... 
Sharing is fucking caring... 

Sekali dia bukak helmet dia... 



Hanjing! Salah orang rupanya!!! 

Blushing2!


P/s: Nak buat spek mata baru takde duit... Ada sesape nak melanje?

50 comments:

  1. budak kecikNovember 1, 2010 at 3:15 AM

    kehkehkeh.
    cyan lu...
    meh ak blnja ko bli spek.
    ko nk spek cap ape?
    cap ayam snang je nk jupe kot
    ngeh3

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  2. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 3:23 AM

    nk cap kaki tiga la...

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  3. Amiey WhiteNovember 1, 2010 at 3:32 AM

    alamak termalu sudah :D
    Amiey belanje spek kedai 2 ringgit maw :">

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  4. budak kecikNovember 1, 2010 at 3:44 AM

    cap kaki tiga jgk yg dia pilih
    adeyh

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  5. NHANovember 1, 2010 at 3:57 AM

    kompem pas nie die carik kau. kalau die gay gerenti die soh kau jolok jari tengah kau kat bontot die. laen kali tunjuklah lagi. kalau kau bernaseb baek, bontot kau pulak kene jolok dgn jari tengah die. kalau lagi bernaseb baek, mungkin benda laen yang menggantikan jari tengah. gud.

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  6. Halyda Hisham November 1, 2010 at 4:44 AM

    wakakakaka
    ko nye lagi kelakar dr aku!!
    saye ske kekonfidentan anda
    syabas....
    laen kali sila pakai teleskop
    sekian (^_^)v

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  7. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 5:07 AM

    amiey: 2 rggit je??

    budak kecik: haha... bes ape.

    dayah: hoi, lucah! hahaha

    halida: hahah... xpe2, wat muke tembok aje

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  8. UnknownNovember 1, 2010 at 5:11 AM

    wahhh..besar nya kemaluan dia..kah3

    itu lah.dah mata cacat tuh pakai lah spek..kih3

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  9. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 5:32 AM

    dah pkai spek la... cume x ckup power... hahah

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  10. ieda =.=November 1, 2010 at 5:52 AM

    hahaha..
    bole lak gitu..
    meh dudu blanje spek kat kedai singgit..hikhik =)

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  11. atieaizamNovember 1, 2010 at 5:58 AM

    hahahaha!! sekali tu silap org daaa.. pepagi dag gelak beso :)

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  12. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 6:16 AM

    dudu: alah... yg ni singgit plak

    atie: tw xpe... male gile td... huaaa

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  13. DausNovember 1, 2010 at 7:22 AM

    looser gle kau... hahahahaha

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  14. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 7:25 AM

    sial je.. ko lg loser... hahha

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  15. Surau Al-GhafurNovember 1, 2010 at 7:57 AM

    aittttttt..dah leh komen..haha

    mjur mamat tu x dtg bilik ko kan, dia ingat ayam mana yg tgh menjual diri di tepi tingkap pagi2 hari..haha

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  16. zt-zatiNovember 1, 2010 at 8:39 AM

    haha..
    malu gle..
    ~LOL
    :D

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  17. CeeKeenNovember 1, 2010 at 9:37 AM

    hahahaha..free2 jer mamat tu kene tgok jari tengah...kehkehkeh..

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  18. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 11:16 AM

    hahah... sape suro die muncul tetiba

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  19. Nur Hafizah bte Za'ba a.k.a SuperCSI FizaNovember 1, 2010 at 2:17 PM

    sian laki malang tu..
    kalau aku jadi laki tu..aku kejar orang yg menari kan jari tgh dia tu..
    hahahahak ! !
    kelakar..

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  20. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 3:28 PM

    hahah... kejar lah... xtkot

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  21. THE GREENNovember 1, 2010 at 4:03 PM

    siot jer....buatnya kene baling dgn helmet masa tu..naya!!

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  22. AnonymousNovember 1, 2010 at 4:22 PM

    kenape.....
    slh org?
    x phm..erkkkk~

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  23. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 4:50 PM

    silah: laa... xkn x paham?
    hahah... ak salah org la tu... ingt mmbe ak

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  24. AnonymousNovember 1, 2010 at 5:38 PM

    ko mmg xleh bla ahahhahhahahahha

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  25. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 5:48 PM

    sbb tu ak duk sini aje, xnk bla2... hahaha

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  26. dak einaNovember 1, 2010 at 6:59 PM

    hihi malunya~~~~

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  27. ArdNovember 1, 2010 at 7:54 PM

    bikin malu dowh

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  28. Puteri KatekNovember 1, 2010 at 8:09 PM

    hahahaha.....malu malu.....

    tapi bagus jugak...lainkali tunjukkan jari tengah kt kaki skali

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  29. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 8:13 PM

    hahah... x smpai lg lah kaki tu

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  30. Lulu CaldinaNovember 1, 2010 at 8:15 PM

    ah ha... len kali kena fokus balik2..

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  31. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 8:28 PM

    baiklah! hahaa

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  32. fyezrahmanNovember 1, 2010 at 10:05 PM

    HAHAHA..lu gelojoh sangat tu beb!

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  33. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 10:21 PM

    bkn gelojoh,, kurg berhati-hati je
    heheh

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  34. BertoNovember 2, 2010 at 12:19 AM

    ohhh, ko la yg tunjuk fark kat aku tu erk??? hahaha

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  35. Faiz TapitNovember 2, 2010 at 1:00 AM

    emmm.. yela tu kot... hahaha

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  36. dayahNovember 2, 2010 at 6:58 AM

    rabun pagi ke awk ni?
    xbaik tau. kn dah kena. angkat jari tgh dln btk pusingn..waw,mna blajar ni, first time sy dgr.
    study baik2, jgn buat jahat2. nt budak moto tu 125z carik nk buat partner canerla kan

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  37. Faiz TapitNovember 2, 2010 at 9:04 AM

    hahah.... saje je tu.. ingt member...

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  38. AnonymousNovember 2, 2010 at 11:06 AM

    haha,,cian,,slh org,,maluuuuuuuuu

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  39. Faiz TapitNovember 2, 2010 at 11:19 AM

    hahah... tw xpe

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  40. Cik TimNovember 2, 2010 at 3:05 PM

    haha..lain kali perati betui2.. kan hg da malu.. haha

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  41. ApizMabuxNovember 2, 2010 at 3:44 PM

    ni la namanya rock!

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  42. myLadyNovember 2, 2010 at 3:51 PM

    hahaha sharing is OOps=))
    nice blog:) bile nk folllow:P

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  43. UnknownNovember 2, 2010 at 5:49 PM

    ahahaha...blh2 silap org plak..adeii..cover oo..

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  44. Faiz TapitNovember 2, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    cover2 belakang langsir la... haha... malu oo

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  45. themissingikmalNovember 2, 2010 at 8:33 PM

    kalo aku, aku tunjuk fuck lg...tunjuk spi die naik bilik pastu kene tumbuk...hahaha

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  46. Faiz TapitNovember 2, 2010 at 8:54 PM

    tunjuk la ko... hahah
    aku xnk

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  47. ZafiraNovember 2, 2010 at 11:16 PM

    hikhikhik. (aku tak nak ketawa hahaha sebab tak elok walaupun bunyinya lebih menepati isi hati aku sekarang).

    lawak beb. '>___<

    kau ni pun. agak-agaklah bro.

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  48. Faiz TapitNovember 2, 2010 at 11:36 PM

    agak2lah tu... kah3

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  49. NNZNovember 5, 2010 at 4:52 PM

    best ah gye bhse kau..maunya, cg bm skolh tgok ni, konpem nangis... XD

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  50. Faiz TapitFebruary 7, 2011 at 1:53 AM

    kah3... biarkn diorg nangis

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Sape komen boleh romen... Hik3