Thursday, November 25, 2010

Malam Jumaat Yang Kurang Bernafsu



Malam yang sangat sunyi... Jam dah pukul 3.44 pagi... Nampak gayanya macam aku sorang je yang tak tidow lagi kat kolej ni... Aku sebenarnya khusyuk stadi Biochem, next week da exam...

Tetibe aku rasa sangat-sangat lapar... Serius, lapar cam lembu lepas mengawan... Nampaknya megi jela pengubat perutku... Aku dengan bersusah payahnya pegilah basuh bekas megi aku yang dah genap 3 hari setengah tak dibasuh... Pergi kat bilik air pastu tersadung depan pintu... Sakitnya bukan main... Rasa nak nangis kuat-kuat je... Tapi aku gagahkan jua...



Setelah gentel-gentel beberapa minit, bekas megiku kembali bersinar dan aku kembali bernafsu untuk menggunakannya lagi... Masa nak balik bilik, aku hayun-hayunkan bekas megi tu macam askar pegi kawad... Pastu, bekas tu tercampak depan tong sampah... Kotor balik... Aku tak henti-henti mengucapkan tahniah pada diri aku sendiri tanpa sebarang kata-kata kesat... Pastu pegi bilik air semula... Basuh lagi sekali...

Dah sampai bilik, aku amek heater, pegi bilik air lagi... Pas isi air, aku hidupkan suis... Krooohh2... Heaterku berbunyik... Dalam menunggu air masak, aku main rubik... Sempatlah siapkan beberapa kali...Aku tengok cermin pastu bangga dalam 2 minit... Tak sempat nak bangga lama-lama sebab air dah masak... Cis...

Time tu perut aku dah nyanyi bermacam-macam lagu... Memula lagu Negaraku, lagu Negeri Pahang pastu Maher Zain... Tak lupa jugak lagu Berdua Lebih Baik... Tu memang peberet dia...

Peet! Heaterku berhenti memasak... 
Semua dah siap; air panas, bekas megi, dan sudu... Megi je tinggal... 
Aku dah teruja macam kanak-kanak dapat Ding Dang 3 kotak sekaligus... 
Aku pergilah bukak loker nak amek megi...




Rupa-rupanya...



Megi aku sebenarnya dah abes aritu lagi... Aku tenung heaterku lama-lama, air mataku hampir mengalir... Lepas teguk air kosong sampai perut kembung, aku pergi tidow... Lampu bilik aku biarkan terbuka sebagai tanda protes...
Oh, malam yang indah...

Sesungguhnya hidup ini memang adil...

90 comments:

  1. doyahOctober 22, 2010 at 8:56 AM

    ''Aku tengok cermin pastu bangga dalam 2 minit..''
    anak mak pais tenung ape kat cermin? puteng? hahahahah

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  2. AnonymousOctober 22, 2010 at 9:18 AM

    weh sedeh aku dgr cite ko weh seyes!!!!!!!!!!!
    aku penah jd mcm ko! last2 aku stat moto g mapley ko 4 pg sorg2....anney mapley teman aku mkn!

    tp bab ko hayun bekas masuk tong tu mmg lawak nk mampos!

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  3. Faiz TapitOctober 22, 2010 at 9:48 AM

    hahaha.... lapa gile weh smlam... frust sgguh

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  4. zaL_cdpxOctober 22, 2010 at 10:02 AM

    ciannyer ko !!!! smngt tu g bsh !! len kali check loker dlu tw !!! xtakot ker sorg2 g toilet ??

    haha.., tcampak msuk tong sampah ! klau aku dh sumpah sranah dh ~

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  5. AnonymousOctober 22, 2010 at 10:03 AM

    weh, g amek supply megi ngan mak doyah ko nuh. haha

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  6. Faiz TapitOctober 22, 2010 at 10:07 AM

    dah pagi2 la... mak dah tidow.. hahaa

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  7. ShilaOctober 22, 2010 at 10:10 AM

    adesh...sades3...
    klu aku terus tdo tnda bntahan..
    xde dah nk teguk2 air kosong..

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  8. tiafazuniaOctober 22, 2010 at 10:29 AM

    hahah!
    kelakarr!
    sian kat ko!
    rilexx oke? :))
    next time cek dlu megi siap2!

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  9. Faiz TapitOctober 22, 2010 at 10:32 AM

    ok2... pisang takkan buah 3 kali

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  10. NHAOctober 22, 2010 at 11:12 AM

    hahahaha. menanges aku bace cite kau. ketika waktu kau meneguk air kosong, aku kat sri mayang sedang makan McD dengan sedap. laen kali sombonglah dengan aku lagi. hahahahaha.

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  11. pN.rOsOctober 22, 2010 at 11:12 AM

    tian kat u....
    ehehehhe
    biasa r tu time2 kering...
    aper2pon nnti jgn lupa taruk reminder beli stok ik....
    p/s: pesanan ikhlas tu

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  12. Faiz TapitOctober 22, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    harharhar,, ok2... pasni buat reminder...

    dayah: cinabeng ko..

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  13. ghost October 22, 2010 at 2:47 PM

    sebab itu kena buat stok biskut dalam loker beb..saat2 macam nie dia lar pendengar setia nyanyian perutku..beli yg sekilo 3.50 jer beb..

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  14. Faiz TapitOctober 22, 2010 at 3:23 PM

    aritu ade biskot2...
    tp sume dah ilang... hahaha

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  15. ah Gee.!!October 22, 2010 at 7:24 PM

    tacing bLues... mcm kisah sahak dLM sLot 'AHDB' uJang.. steadi arr....

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  16. Faiz TapitOctober 22, 2010 at 8:11 PM

    lame x bace ujang... huhu...
    dulu bes la

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  17. ☾SHiemaCMa786☾October 22, 2010 at 8:52 PM

    owh megi.....
    mmg sentiasa dsisi..:)

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  18. Faiz TapitOctober 22, 2010 at 9:02 PM

    haha... cek loker tu dlu ade ke tak

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  19. ir_naufOctober 23, 2010 at 12:44 AM

    sirius like story neyh!
    1) hayun bekas tercampak dpn tong sampah..
    2) ucapan tahniah2
    3) bangga 2minit dpn cermin
    4) megi habis!
    5) dan yg paling best.. tdo x tutup lampu tanda protes.. siaann.. sirius..
    xley blah! haha.. aq gelak kaw2.. nice writing..
    (sedikit peringatan: akhlak yg baik.. jgn tulis je.. buktikan.. Allah tgk) =)

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  20. Rina RossoneriOctober 23, 2010 at 1:15 AM

    hakhakhakahka sorry xdapat nk tahan gelak hakahkahka.. adeii, xpasal2 gelak pagi2 kul 1:15

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  21. Faiz TapitOctober 23, 2010 at 1:22 AM

    naupal: baiklah... heheh

    rossoneri: jgn gelak sorg2.. kang lain jadinye... hehe

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  22. The Official Miss CHEKLEENOctober 23, 2010 at 3:15 AM

    adeh..sadis giler..sebbaek tak nangeh..hahahaha...

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  23. Faiz TapitOctober 23, 2010 at 3:30 AM

    sedihkan... huhuuu

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  24. Farzana :3October 23, 2010 at 9:55 AM

    HAHA ,
    terbaek !

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  25. Faiz TapitOctober 23, 2010 at 10:35 AM

    heheh... tenkiu2

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  26. ♥nyeto89♥October 23, 2010 at 11:07 AM

    hahahaha...sakit perut baca entry ni pagi2
    *erkkss..pagi dah ke skang ni*
    hahahaha

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  27. Nur Azila IsmailOctober 23, 2010 at 11:08 AM

    keciannye awk

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  28. Faiz TapitOctober 23, 2010 at 11:15 AM

    yaya:sakit perot pegi tndas tw... haha

    azila: tw pn... huuuuhuuuu

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  29. ieda QemaOctober 23, 2010 at 11:31 AM

    meh nah amik megi ak..

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  30. Faiz TapitOctober 23, 2010 at 11:40 AM

    terime kasih2!

    kebuloq ni

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  31. chiLleD...!!October 23, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    sedih..tp gelak bgai nk pecah perut..cyannye..hehe..lain kali pastikn dulu stok megi msih ada dlm simpanan..sori sbb gelak..=)

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  32. Faiz TapitOctober 23, 2010 at 12:22 PM

    insyaAllah...
    pasni cek perabis dulu... hahah

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  33. zikeryhassanOctober 23, 2010 at 12:30 PM

    kesian gila weyh. kempunan kau nak mkn maggi kan. laen kali roger aku. boleh aku bg kau sebiji maggi.

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  34. Faiz TapitOctober 23, 2010 at 12:36 PM

    beres2... ak suke megi goreng

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  35. Orang LidiOctober 23, 2010 at 1:43 PM

    sedih2..

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  36. Faiz TapitOctober 23, 2010 at 1:50 PM

    mmg sedih... tragis

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  37. Eyma BalkishOctober 23, 2010 at 5:29 PM

    tolong bersimpati..huhu...

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  38. Faiz TapitOctober 23, 2010 at 10:35 PM

    trime kasih di atas simpati anda... heheh

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  39. atieaizamOctober 24, 2010 at 2:12 AM

    siannye dia lapar.. len kali meh mai umah akak ek makan maggie :)

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  40. Raja FiqriOctober 24, 2010 at 2:34 AM

    kuar mapley la kejap pekena roti telur sama teh tarik. hahaha..

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  41. Faiz TapitOctober 24, 2010 at 3:33 AM

    problemnye, moto xde bro... huahuahua.....

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  42. ♥ ♥October 24, 2010 at 4:00 AM

    hehe..kalu kuat smangat insyaallah x da pape..
    eira masa duk hostel salu tdo lambat semata2x nak guna mesin basuh..hehe

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  43. HealthCareOctober 24, 2010 at 4:17 AM

    i like maggie goreng mamak... =)

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  44. Faiz TapitOctober 24, 2010 at 4:26 AM

    eira: ala... samela dlu.. heheh

    healthcare: yup, sedap2

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  45. orang muoOctober 24, 2010 at 11:04 AM

    adat org diperantauan & menuntut ilmu cam tulah..timba pengalaman blaja erti hidup..kdg2 peristiwa tu jadi kenangan manis...yg pnting semangat kuat insyallh kejayaan menanti kita..

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  46. Faiz TapitOctober 24, 2010 at 11:39 AM

    insyaAllah... trime kasih

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  47. Kak Amy October 24, 2010 at 1:27 PM

    salam...

    hahahaha.. kelakar gile sian kat ko..

    follow you here jemput ke sinar raudah ye

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  48. Faiz TapitOctober 24, 2010 at 2:03 PM

    wsalam... hehe
    tengs

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  49. cik FIFFYOctober 24, 2010 at 5:03 PM

    hahaha.. weh, lembu pas mengawan lapa ek? hisshhh.

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  50. dyah16 !October 24, 2010 at 5:27 PM

    ahaha. mmg lawak.
    gila ke hape. punya la beria pergi cuci bekas megi 2x.
    last2 megi habis.
    aku ketawa guling2 wehh.
    kah3!

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  51. Faiz TapitOctober 24, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    hehe... ye kot... main teka aje tu...

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  52. AnnisaOctober 24, 2010 at 7:55 PM

    (^-^) tersenyum ;)

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  53. Faiz TapitOctober 24, 2010 at 8:16 PM

    senyum itu 1 sedekah.. =p

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  54. ieda =.=October 24, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    hehe...kcian btol die..
    tido dlm mood (lapar) hikhik =)

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  55. Faiz TapitOctober 24, 2010 at 8:45 PM

    tw xpe... tido x lena... mimpi kfc je.. haha

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  56. Siti Nur AminahOctober 24, 2010 at 10:23 PM

    nm blog ko same ngn nm blog aku dlu...cume nm blog ak dlu. "blog aku bukan blog bpk ko dow" ..b

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  57. Faiz TapitOctober 24, 2010 at 11:50 PM

    owhh... jejak kasih la plak...
    hahah

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  58. Faiz TapitOctober 25, 2010 at 12:17 PM

    hahah... samelah kite

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  59. Cik NathrahOctober 25, 2010 at 11:50 PM

    muahahaha..xde rezeki namanye tuuu..aku pon penah gak jadi camni..

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  60. Faiz TapitOctober 26, 2010 at 12:38 AM

    sedih gile kan... huhuuu

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  61. cerita menarikOctober 26, 2010 at 11:17 AM

    nyimak aja lah

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  62. Faiz TapitOctober 26, 2010 at 9:00 PM

    ape itu nyimak?

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  63. cik ayinOctober 31, 2010 at 8:41 PM

    huahuahua.

    x dapek den nak nolong..

    ;p

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  64. Faiz TapitOctober 31, 2010 at 8:46 PM

    tolong la... bg megi free... heheh

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  65. cik ayinOctober 31, 2010 at 8:57 PM

    lain kali cek megi dulu.

    baru g masak air..

    haha
    kelaka

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  66. Faiz TapitOctober 31, 2010 at 9:29 PM

    heheh... pasni akan lbih berhati2

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  67. budak kecikOctober 31, 2010 at 9:33 PM

    kahkah.
    moral of da story: lain kali selongkar dlu tgk megi ko tu ade ke x.

    ni x,teros menonong prgi masak air.dh la bekas megi pn ko wat tanam kulat~!eeeuuuu

    next tyme ko biar je bekas megi ko tu smpai sebulan.mane la taw nnti ade timbul spesies kulat baru ke.bley la tarok nama ko nnti kt spesies baru tu.kihkih

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  68. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 1:39 AM

    hahah... bgus gak idea tu.... kne try nih

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  69. Lulu CaldinaNovember 1, 2010 at 8:17 PM

    kesiannye..ni mesti poket tgh kering..megi pun tak leh beli...huhuhu..

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  70. Faiz TapitNovember 1, 2010 at 8:27 PM

    biaselah,, hujung2 sem kan... huhuuu

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  71. Cik TimNovember 2, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    haha..kesian gila la kat awk.. xpe2.. kita nye stok megi byk lg.. mau?? hehe.. ;D

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  72. Faiz TapitNovember 2, 2010 at 6:19 PM

    waaaa... mau2!!

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  73. ♥ Cik Puan Pinky ♥November 3, 2010 at 2:52 AM

    apsal x leh komen kt shoutbox?

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  74. Faiz TapitNovember 3, 2010 at 7:15 AM

    haa? boleh jela

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  75. Cik Siti Rahmah BahromNovember 4, 2010 at 3:20 AM

    hahaa... kesian! ok yg penting heater kite same brand ~lalalalaa :D

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  76. Faiz TapitNovember 4, 2010 at 3:37 AM

    bgus2... tp len kali cek dlu ade megi ke x... hahah

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  77. CheyahNovember 4, 2010 at 11:21 AM

    kisah yg tragis~

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  78. Faiz TapitNovember 4, 2010 at 11:25 AM

    yup,, tragis sgguh

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  79. WanNovember 29, 2010 at 5:21 AM

    hehehe azabnya,

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  80. akuiliDecember 10, 2010 at 7:49 PM

    ok...lawak!

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  81. Selikat Coklat BerbicaraDecember 11, 2010 at 12:18 AM

    haha ! seksanyer !! dah bape kali ulang alik dah tu . tunggu lagi . haishh ~ sabar jelaa yee , haha .

    Laen kali tengok dulu loker b4 nak buat pape :D

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  82. Wahida Nasution ThakhrimDecember 19, 2010 at 4:14 PM

    kesiannya.. lepas ni jangan lupa stock megi banyak2.. berguna di masa darurat.. he3

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  83. UnknownDecember 26, 2010 at 7:50 PM

    salam faiz, awk ade sebut yg awk studi biochem kan?

    ermmm..nak taw result biochem awk ley? saya pun amik biochem gak sem ni..

    terima kasih sudi ziarah blog saya yer ...

    saya folo awk yer *1954..check it out =)

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  84. Tulus SweetJanuary 4, 2011 at 1:37 AM

    lawak weiii..sumpah!haha!

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  85. Tulus SweetJanuary 4, 2011 at 1:37 AM

    lawak weiii..sumpah!haha!

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  86. DolJanuary 15, 2011 at 11:20 AM

    sumpah sedih! lepas ni ingat , nk mkn megi , tgk dlu de ke tak ! (notes 4 myself) =_=

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  87. cekodok appleApril 10, 2011 at 4:55 PM

    baca 3 kali pon ttap nak gelak..hahah

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  88. Bella LimJune 25, 2011 at 4:27 AM

    hahaha. lain kali cek la dulu. aku suka ending kau!

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  89. AnonymousSeptember 27, 2011 at 3:31 PM

    ada satu blog entry dia sebijik mcm kau.. citer yg sama cuma dia tukar subjek algebra.. kau ada perasan tak ?

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  90. akiraDecember 16, 2011 at 9:57 PM

    memang terbaik ar lawak..
    perkara normal tapi ayat berbisa..

    i like..thumbs... lawak yg best..haha~

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