Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Aku Dan Abang Misai


Gambar takde kaitan pun dengan cerita

Petang tadi aku pergi kedai kat UKM... Jalan kaki... On the way tu, ada sorang awek India berkulit hitam-hitam pekat, eh silap, hitam-hitam manis senyum kat aku... Aku hanya control macho sambil melihat cermin dan tersipu-sipu kemaluan... Dah sampai kedai, rasa frust sebab akak cashier yang biasa tu takde... Ada abang misai je... Aku melilau kat tempat tisu sebab nak beli tisu... Malas nak pilih-pilih aku main amek je terus... Twisties pun aku sauk sekali... 2 bungkus terus... Jalan g cashier nak bayar... Aku main campak je barang-barang tadi atas meja cashier sebagai tanda kurang ajar... Aku memang tak suka misai dia... 

"Berape??" Tanyaku dengan gengster. Sambil-sambil tu usha-usha gadis berpunggung ketat di belakangku... 

"Ni semua kamu punya ke?" Tanya abang cashier penuh kehairanan, seolah-olah melihat Ronaldo di depannya...

"Yelah, kan aku yang letak kat sini tadi" Balasku sambil menghentak-hentak kaki... 

"Emm... Kamu nak buat apa dengan mende ni??" Tanya beliau lagi...



"Hanjing! Salah tisu la plak!!"





Kuang... Kuang... Kuang

23 comments:

  1. ashrafNovember 9, 2010 at 7:39 PM

    aku kurg puas ati dgn post ko ni.rase kurg umphh :( haha

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  2. Faiz TapitNovember 9, 2010 at 7:42 PM

    ohh... down...

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  3. AishotNovember 9, 2010 at 7:45 PM

    tu la lain kali tengok dlu

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  4. Kenzo@MrContengNovember 9, 2010 at 7:47 PM

    haha..ape da~ tisu dengan whisper pon xleh beza~ ko usha awek India sangat! angau..

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  5. Abby SalvatoreNovember 9, 2010 at 7:48 PM

    is pengsan...pecah buah halkum aku ketawa...haha

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  6. fairuzNovember 9, 2010 at 7:51 PM

    hahah. tu la. len kali jgn kuang ajaq ngan abg misai. kan dah malu. wuwuwuuu

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  7. cik chocomintNovember 9, 2010 at 7:54 PM

    ketawa bertubi2..!!hahahahaha

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  8. dayahNovember 9, 2010 at 8:09 PM

    mata letak kat punggung ke :D tambahla spek len kali

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  9. Hafifi Borhan El SaidNovember 9, 2010 at 8:10 PM

    haha... boleh tahan laa...
    hah bila lg nak wat entry pasal blog ak... haha (promot2) wakakka
    bagus lufti ni....haha

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  10. Hakeem YusofNovember 9, 2010 at 8:19 PM

    tu la dosa usha bontot orang .

    [bila nak promot blog aku plak ? haha t aku blanja 'tisu']

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  11. yatt yusofNovember 9, 2010 at 8:21 PM

    ahhaaaa..nk gelak boleh?? heee~

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  12. Scorpio WarriorNovember 9, 2010 at 8:29 PM

    gelak guling2. hahahaha~

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  13. ashrafNovember 9, 2010 at 8:43 PM

    apsal mcm aku sorg je rase tnsen kt sini? hahah

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  14. ashrafNovember 9, 2010 at 8:44 PM

    ade org nak pcah halkum siot. aku nk pecah buah dada org la. haha

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  15. Faiz TapitNovember 9, 2010 at 8:49 PM

    ak pn nk join... harharhar

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  16. fasheehaNovember 9, 2010 at 9:26 PM

    Adehh amik tisu whisper pulak tuhh. Ultra thin lagi. Hahaha. Aku nmpak ko memang bengang sgt ngn miasi dier

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  17. adrinaqamarinaNovember 10, 2010 at 1:01 AM

    laen kali jangan salah ag ehhhhhhhhh.

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  18. Chuu MuqhlisNovember 10, 2010 at 1:41 AM

    hahaxx., lawok la mu nie.,
    bule pulak salah amek ><

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  19. [sutera kasih]November 10, 2010 at 2:44 AM

    hahaha terkena penangan abg misai smpai slh ambek tisu..bley ekk cmtu??haha

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  20. ♥ Cik Puan Pinky ♥November 10, 2010 at 3:37 AM

    hahahhaa
    sengal ah ko.
    tisu dgn pad pon x kenal ke???
    grrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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  21. grOundnUtNovember 10, 2010 at 9:37 AM

    cam hahahahharam...wakakaka...
    sanitary pad ngan tisu tak leh nak beza wehh?...sib bek ko tak saukk pampers orang² tua...wakakakakak...^^'
    Nice Entry!!^^v

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  22. Faiz TapitNovember 10, 2010 at 5:39 PM

    pampers org tua xde la..
    harharhar

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  23. Hani ShakleeNovember 10, 2010 at 11:34 PM

    hahaha..!!! otak xleh focus niee..

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