Thursday, December 23, 2010

Antara Ketiak, Pad & Pampers



Iklan skang macam-macam jenis ada... Baik pasal baju sampailah ke baju dalam... Baik pasal muka sampailah ke punggung... Tapi, aku perasan ada satu iklan ketiak... Macam cilake... Iklan tu bermula dengan 2 ekor gadis yang terkandas kat tepi jalan sebab kereta rosak... Diorang nak tahan kereta lain tapi takde langsung pun yang berenti... Dan agak-agak, apa langkah yang paling efisien mereka pikirkan tuk mintak bantuan?

Koyak lengan baju dan lambai-lambai kat kereta lain sambil kamera 
fokuskan ke ketiak mereka... Dan hasilnya, berduyun-duyun kereta berenti tuk tolong mereka... Dan semuanya laki lah... 
Jadi, apa moral yang kita semua boleh dapat dari iklan ni? 
Sebelum memandu, sentiasalah bawa ubat ketiak...

Raaawwwrrr... Damn hot

Lagi satu, iklan tuala wanita... Macam-macam dah ada kan... Sampai Adibah Noor pun jadi model... Itu tak jadi masalah sebenarnya... Tapi kalau keluar iklan, mesti nak tayang buntot depan tb kan... Yang penting, model tu kena pakai seluar ketat kaler putih untuk menunjukkan takde kaler merah-merah kat seluar... WTF?


Pornografi kanak-kanak pun dah makin serius skang ni... Bila keluar iklan pampers baby, mesti buntot baby tu akan ditunjukkan... Betul tak? Siap main pegang-pegang lagi buntot tu... Nak tunjukkan la bila pakai pampers tu, buntot baby tu akan cantik, gebu dan sedap untuk dipegang orang ramai... WTF?

Grrr... Kiutnya

Masa kat kampung aritu, time aku tengok tb, keluar iklan perapat, pembesar serta pengecil payu dara... Masa tu ramai budak-budak kecik ada sekali... Nasib baik diorang senyap je... 
Kalau tak, aku nak jawab ape?

45 comments:

  1. adrinaqamarinaDecember 23, 2010 at 1:34 AM

    aku setuju jugak. tipical iklan. cam pe je.

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  2. ashrafDecember 23, 2010 at 1:36 AM

    jawab la.

    "abang punye kecik.terpaksa beli pembesar"

    hahah

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  3. AinismairaDecember 23, 2010 at 1:37 AM

    kalo iklan deodoran mmg camtu kan..xpaham btol.. mcm nak tnjuk pmpuan ni pgoda n laki lak nak tlg yg ketiak putih je.. hak2..

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  4. UnknownDecember 23, 2010 at 1:38 AM

    aiiyooo....entry yg bgos...ak pon ade tpikir, tp x tulis plak..haha..bgos..

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  5. CIK CIRADecember 23, 2010 at 1:39 AM

    iklan sekarang ni kebanyakkan nye lbih mementingkan kepentingan duit berbanding memikirkan sensitiviti yang kebanyakkannye ialah orang islam..

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  6. eiraDecember 23, 2010 at 1:45 AM

    hahaha gila lawak..
    suka entri ni :)

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  7. doyahDecember 23, 2010 at 1:45 AM

    wahaaaha. esok bwk libresse ok. elakkn kbocoran :P

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  8. Faiz TapitDecember 23, 2010 at 1:49 AM

    baiklah mak! hahah

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  9. nohfeeDecember 23, 2010 at 1:56 AM

    wahaha. budak kecik skg lebih MATANG dari dulu.

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  10. AteynmohdDecember 23, 2010 at 1:57 AM

    maybe iklan kontroversi macam tue lbih senang orang nak ingat kot ?

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  11. dilla adillaDecember 23, 2010 at 2:09 AM

    iklan ketiak 2 mmg merapu....

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  12. .:padie_eyla:.December 23, 2010 at 2:20 AM

    aku geli tgk yg besar kecik perapat tuu. yekk. makin takde motif iklan skang.

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  13. Amir SyahirDecember 23, 2010 at 2:27 AM

    gua pakai coli je.

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  14. lolitasinta polkapolkieDecember 23, 2010 at 2:28 AM

    mmg serabai . haha ;DD

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  15. UnknownDecember 23, 2010 at 2:44 AM

    mcm2 iklan sekarang..
    layan..
    =P

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  16. NiNaBaNaNaDecember 23, 2010 at 2:51 AM

    haihh memang betul pun .
    ape punye iklan ah . bodoe lagi
    memalukan wanita punya iklan
    haih +___+

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  17. UnknownDecember 23, 2010 at 3:08 AM

    perhh..ni scary movie nih.hahak

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  18. Syamimi HazirahDecember 23, 2010 at 3:09 AM

    sentiasa wangikan ketiak anda supaya lelaki tertarik. hahah bangangggg punya iklan.

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  19. iniialahakuDecember 23, 2010 at 3:23 AM

    walupon iklan pad 2 mlambak..tpi aku xpham apa 2 patty liner..anybody pliz..

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  20. hansDecember 23, 2010 at 3:51 AM

    hahahaha
    yups
    iklan sangat sangat2 terbuka
    bagusnya sebab pihak pembeli tahu mana nak cari
    buruknya sebab ayat2 dan aksi2 di dalam iklan tu patutnya tak payah diadakan
    atau boleh diadakan tetapi biarlah yang lebih senonoh
    hanya pandangan aku

    P/S : Bertenang! Tarik Nafas! Sikit Jer Nih! Sakit Sikit Jer Bila Kena Cucuk Nih!

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  21. AIMANDecember 23, 2010 at 4:06 AM

    iklan nak rating nie..

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  22. UnknownDecember 23, 2010 at 4:27 AM

    me...! me....!! i know!! i know!! kita jawab lah...

    " ini hal org2 dewasa lah...budak2 tak yah sibuk...main jer teng2 tue!!"

    hahhah!!

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  23. Scha NazriDecember 23, 2010 at 4:56 AM

    aku xsuke sngat iklan pad. cam agak malu pun ade gak.

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  24. Ain Atika ZailaniDecember 23, 2010 at 5:56 AM

    eeee...gelinya....

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  25. marinahunnyDecember 23, 2010 at 8:34 AM

    ntahapa2 iklan tu

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  26. chentaMAYADecember 23, 2010 at 8:42 AM

    dem! gelak gua baca!

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  27. n.u.k.i.l.a.nDecember 23, 2010 at 9:29 AM

    betul tu..ntah hape2.. kadang2 kite yang perempuan ni malu plak nak nengoknye.. ade iklan yang melampau2... keberkesananya..

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  28. Cik Lily PutihDecember 23, 2010 at 9:29 AM

    tergelak2 baca entry nie lah

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  29. Abe GorengDecember 23, 2010 at 9:48 AM

    ha ha ha.cecite. cecite.

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  30. Si-DDecember 23, 2010 at 10:19 AM

    iklan yg tunjk ketiak 2 sgt menghina lelaki mcm ak ni...
    yela,ingt kita nk tlg sebab ketiak je ke??memalukan sgt2....(biar tlg sbb ikhlas bro!)

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  31. Diya EdhayaaDecember 23, 2010 at 11:21 AM

    iklan skang melampau2..
    menci aku tgk..

    ad ag 1 iklan deodoran yg kt lib tuh..
    sengal lorh!

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  32. Nur Azila IsmailDecember 23, 2010 at 11:50 AM

    entri yg menarik :)

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  33. fiza sarawakDecember 23, 2010 at 11:57 AM

    salam.
    faiz,watch dis!i would like to know ur point of view on dis.i know u're a great thinker as well as great criticizer.=)

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  34. fiza sarawakDecember 23, 2010 at 11:58 AM

    sorry.here's the link:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtj76S0okY

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  35. fiza sarawakDecember 23, 2010 at 12:11 PM

    what say you?
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gqtj76S0okY

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  36. themissingikmalDecember 23, 2010 at 12:40 PM

    TAPI SUME IKLAN TUH XLEY CELEN IKLAN BIOZIP!!!

    iklan feveret sepanjang zaman....

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  37. Kak LongDecember 23, 2010 at 1:41 PM

    baahahahaa..this is sooo true.

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  38. tiafazuniaDecember 23, 2010 at 3:07 PM

    buang tv laa gamaknye.haha!

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  39. Jeely jellyDecember 23, 2010 at 3:26 PM

    haha.. iklan pad tu.. siap ade buah tembikai 2 biji kan .. haha.. cm vunguks..

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  40. anassuhadaDecember 23, 2010 at 5:23 PM

    haha. ade betol nye jugak. siyes kelakar nak mati.

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  41. mohd zhafriDecember 23, 2010 at 6:29 PM

    macam2 hal iklan sekarang...dah makin nk menghilangkan maruah wanita je...

    ape2 pon gambo ke 2 mmg terbaek...hahaha

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  42. Mra MasturaDecember 23, 2010 at 7:02 PM

    kdg2 bosan tgok iklan entah hape2 =.=

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  43. chittysarahDecember 23, 2010 at 10:04 PM

    penah satu ketika budak kecik
    tanye kat aku,
    "jamu perapat tu ape"

    speechless=.='

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  44. zahi ♡December 29, 2010 at 11:46 AM

    iklan mcm sial!agknye org yg wat iklan tu dr.rozmey kot...

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  45. Nana HussinJuly 29, 2011 at 10:04 AM

    huhuhu ..just found ur blog .. best !!

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