Tuesday, January 18, 2011

Cara Hilangkan Mengantuk Dalam Kuliah



1. Kunyah chewing gum pastu letak kat kerusi kawan-kawan...


2. Ikat tali kasut kawan yang tidow kat meja atau kasut kawan yang lain... 


3. Skodeng amoi-amoi yang cun... Kalau takde, skodeng diri sendiri je... 


4. Cabut bulu kaki banyak-banyak pastu kira jumlahnya...


5. Cabut kasut kawan pastu baling depan lecturer... Kalau lecturer marah, cakap kat dia yang tadi tu hanya latihan firedrill... 


6. Hidu gam... 


7. Kalau lecturer tanya ada soalan ke tak, angkat tangan dan ajak dia pergi tengok wayang...


8. Buat-buat mengamuk sakan... Kalau lecturer tanya kenapa, jawab je nampak kuman kat atas meja... 


9. Buat muka marah pastu tenung muka lecturer lama-lama sambil genggam pembaris... 


10. Curik dompet kawan dan gelakkan I.C mereka...


11. Cepatkan jam dalam dewan kuliah...


12. Ambik 2 bijik botol dan ketuk kuat-kuat... Cakap kat lecturer Safee Sali ada kat belakang whiteboard... 


13. Lari keliling kuliah sambil bukak baju dan sangkut selipar kat tangan... 


14. Kumpul batu-batu kecik dan baling kat budak pompuan yang pakai tudung pelik-pelik... 


15. Lagakan kawan-kawan sampai mereka gaduh... Bila dah gaduh, rakam dan upload ke facebook...


16. Geledah beg budak-budak pompuan dan curik pad mereka... 


17. Bila kelas tengah senyap, main mercun pastu salahkan lecturer...


18. Bila kelas dah nak abes, puji lecturer tu cantik atau hensem berkali-kali... 


19. Kumpul air dalam baldi dan simbah kat depan kelas... Bagi alasan tu untuk padamkan api kejahatan... 


20. Pergi kelas pakai kain kapan dan duduk sebelah lecturer...


21. Bila dah abes satu bab, jerit "goooolllll!!!"... Lakukan sampai kelas tamat... 


22. Kalau lecturer bagi assignment banyak-banyak, mintak tambah lagi...


23. Ajak kawan-kawan main batu seremban dalam kuliah... 


24. Kalau lecturer tu laki, cakap kat dia zip terbukak... Cakap banyak kali...


25. Jual popcorn dalam kelas... 


26. Miskol nombor lecturer banyak-banyak kali... 


27. Masuk dalam kuliah dan bagitaw ada pak gad tengah clamp kereta lecturer... 


28. Pergi kuliah pakai towel je... Bawak syampu sekali... 


29. Edarkan poster Dr. Rozmey dalam kuliah...


30. Kalau dah ngantok sangat, tidow jelah... 

57 comments:

  1. Nurin FarhanahJanuary 18, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    kne ade jugak dr. rozmey tu...hahahahahha

    aku suke no 20.

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  2. DeE YaNaJanuary 18, 2011 at 8:38 PM

    ahhaha..kalo OBH berani pulak ko wat bnde22 nih..huh..td ktrg kne mrh sbb duduk belakng..

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  3. eastzatul hidayahJanuary 18, 2011 at 8:39 PM

    kahkahkah...gelak guling2 dh nie woiiii..aku suke norr baca blog nie and tunggu update dia..

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  4. eastzatul hidayahJanuary 18, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    kahkahkah...gelak guling2 dh nie woiiii..aku suke norr baca blog nie and tunggu update dia..

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  5. eastzatul hidayahJanuary 18, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    kahkahkah...gelak guling2 dh nie woiiii..aku suke norr baca blog nie and tunggu update dia..

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  6. Syafiq RosliJanuary 18, 2011 at 8:43 PM

    aiyak..penuh list tuh..haha

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  7. cik-terompahJanuary 18, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    byk dajal member je.. baik ko tido je klu ngantuk...

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  8. Kak LongJanuary 18, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    9, 10, 12, 19.. loike! hahahahhhaaa

    part dr rozmey mmg tabole blah betul.

    dulu kat skola slalu je pas2 ic membe pastu gelak2..mcm nak nanges muke sengsorang..heh2

    yg last tu la yg plg aman..inshaAllah..plg koman pon kene suh bangun/ lecturer panggil nama kan..

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  9. iwan_dextrousJanuary 18, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    hhahah..terbek...tpi perlu sentiasa berwaspada..hahaha

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  10. Rina RossoneriJanuary 18, 2011 at 8:57 PM

    kalau nobita dia kira taik idung

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  11. analia buyaniJanuary 18, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    hahahaa...klu camni, memang ilang la ngantok tu..hak3

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  12. muhammad iqbal hakimi bin tahirJanuary 18, 2011 at 9:00 PM

    haha..kebetulan aku skang selalu ngantuk dalam kelas..

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  13. AkuBukanLelakiJanuary 18, 2011 at 9:12 PM

    korek hidung..wohhh peberet KAWAN aku..hahhaha

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  14. dayahJanuary 18, 2011 at 9:14 PM

    sume tapenah buat kecuali yg last skali jea wajib tidur kalo dah ngantuk sgt~ thanks for good tips T_t

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  15. aBidaHJanuary 18, 2011 at 9:17 PM

    haha..klkar tol lah..

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  16. ika~~January 18, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    HAHAHAHA!
    kalo my students wat camni..mmg sewel lah aku seminggu lagi!

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  17. AnonymousJanuary 18, 2011 at 9:31 PM

    haha..lawak2..
    ;p

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  18. chittysarahJanuary 18, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    agagagaga
    leh cube nie!!

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  19. budak kecikJanuary 18, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    kahkahkah

    okeyh. nnti ak try yg lari keliling kuliah sambil bukak baju dan sangkut selipar kt tgn. wahaha

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  20. Hakeem YusofJanuary 18, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    kalo aku tido kat bilik terus

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  21. pingu_kecikJanuary 18, 2011 at 10:25 PM

    aku paling sula no 10..
    keh keh keh..

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  22. CIK CIRAJanuary 18, 2011 at 10:36 PM

    haha...ajaran sesat ni..^_^

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  23. nurulnadiaroslanJanuary 18, 2011 at 10:53 PM

    hahahahahha yang miskol num lecturer tu aku salu buat.

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  24. Eira DeainriaaJanuary 18, 2011 at 10:55 PM

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  25. ✿...fazilahpajil...✿January 18, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    incik faiz buat la entry pasal nak ilangkan ngantok mase stdy lak pasni..hehe
    asal stdy je buku yang bace tuannye..^_^

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  26. NoraChanJanuary 18, 2011 at 11:06 PM

    bulu kaki tak banyak, kalo nak cabut bulu idong bleh tak???
    hahaha

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  27. 10jarijemariJanuary 18, 2011 at 11:26 PM

    haha....ada gak y penah aku wat...cepatkan jam kelas...haha

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  28. UnknownJanuary 18, 2011 at 11:41 PM

    lawak3..

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  29. UnknownJanuary 18, 2011 at 11:43 PM

    kalo students buat camni mmg sah lecturer x masok kelas dan xde la mood ngantok sbb mmg dah p tdo lam bilik..
    tips yg mmg x bleh blah!!XD

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  30. Yellow LEOpardJanuary 19, 2011 at 12:36 AM

    aku rase cara paling senang number 30 tuh..yg lain tuh senang jugak, untuk sape2 yg suke buat onar...har3

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  31. Yellow LEOpardJanuary 19, 2011 at 12:36 AM

    aku rase cara paling senang number 30 tuh..yg lain tuh senang jugak, untuk sape2 yg suke buat onar...har3

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  32. qwert.January 19, 2011 at 1:08 AM

    ahhaa , yg last skali tuh best . jomm tidor dlam kelas :)

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  33. doyahJanuary 19, 2011 at 1:09 AM

    wooo. nk curikk pad amoiiii

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  34. Qina HamzahJanuary 19, 2011 at 1:29 AM

    hahaha. tegelak sowang2 kina depan leppy ni

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  35. Qina HamzahJanuary 19, 2011 at 1:29 AM

    hahaha. tegelak sowang2 kina depan leppy ni

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  36. KELI OH KELIJanuary 19, 2011 at 2:29 AM

    ha ha ha...lawak gila!!!

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  37. cik izahJanuary 19, 2011 at 11:05 AM

    paling best edar poster dr.rozmey.. xbleyh pergi btol laa..

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  38. Panglima ArepJanuary 19, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    aduhh.... smlm aku tertido dlm kelas, pg td bru bgn...

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  39. Lovely BellaJanuary 19, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    hahahaa (leh gelak je)

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  40. asJanuary 19, 2011 at 4:24 PM

    HA HA HA. siot sakan jek.

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  41. nohfeeJanuary 19, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    wahahah, kalau aku buat cm ni, sure kena tendang pas tu. lwk doeeee!

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  42. YuyuJanuary 19, 2011 at 5:06 PM

    kah kah kah..lawak seyh..

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  43. UnknownJanuary 19, 2011 at 6:13 PM

    haha, terbaik ah tuan punya blog.

    gelak sakan baca benda alah ni.
    huihuihui!!

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  44. liya aliaJanuary 19, 2011 at 8:59 PM

    bhahahahaha...
    tak larat nak gelak...
    kuikuikui.. :)

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  45. UnknownJanuary 20, 2011 at 12:25 PM

    kami selalu usha lecturer tgh ngajar..kalau hensem,mesti jerit2 haha,,tak gitu rafie..hehe

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  46. HanisJanuary 22, 2011 at 6:37 PM

    penah buat yg no 9 tu...
    hahaha!!
    memang bengang ngn lecturer sebenarnye time tuh...
    =)

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  47. alinlonFebruary 1, 2011 at 7:35 PM

    hahaha mmg ngantok sgt ar uh :D

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  48. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2011 at 11:32 PM

    i pena buat mcm num 2,
    masa form 1. ikat tali beg dekat kerusi, when dorg bangun, dgn kerusi terangkat . nakal betul masa tu =P
    n num 11 pun pernah, tp kantoii r.
    my teachr x caye, ye la dia kan punctual n 4 de first time org ckp dia lmbt. so that dia tgk jam dia plus dkt henfon lg. lastly, ktorg kne lah dgr ceramah. hampeh betul

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  49. aL-kiSah Se0rAng BelLaFebruary 2, 2011 at 9:15 PM

    haha..memang terbaik.bole la aplikasi kan nanti.confirm kena buang dari u or kena hamun ngn lec sampai pekak.

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  50. elyrashidFebruary 12, 2011 at 1:52 PM

    huh... yg miskol no lecturer berkali-kali tu leh pakai..

    yg lain... ko buat la sorang2 faiz..ngek

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  51. mamagorjesFebruary 14, 2011 at 1:42 PM

    ok skarang memang perut aku da saket gile layankan entry kau ni..
    kah kah kah

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  52. WAHiDA SAHAJAFebruary 19, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    ahahahhaha..terguling2 cam tenggiling aku gelakkan entry ni..bengong gila..bg aku share ehh bro..tq..

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  53. WAHiDA SAHAJAFebruary 19, 2011 at 4:39 PM

    ahahahhaa..teguling2 cam tenggiling aku gelakkn entry ni..lawak gila. bg aku share ehh bro..hahah...tq

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  54. WAHiDA SAHAJAFebruary 19, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    ahahahaha..teguling2 cam tenggiling aku gelakkan entry ni..gila lawak. bg aku share ehh bro..tq

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  55. AnonymousFebruary 22, 2011 at 9:29 PM

    Awat ko xsuruh owg bace blog ko je??
    Terbaik...!!
    27...paling style!!

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  56. nacha kusOdJuly 29, 2011 at 11:15 PM

    takder kdt nak miskol lec lah , hihik .. slu gak terfocus kat lam klas .. smpai mimpi ..hihik dalah dok dpn skali lorhh (maluuu)

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  57. SaddilaSeptember 10, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    kakakakkaka . semua haremm

    :)

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