Thursday, January 6, 2011

Duhai Salesman



Dari dulu sampailah sekarang, aku memang tak suka ngan salesman... Baik yang di jalanan, mahupun yang dari rumah ke rumah... Dari minyak lintah,  minyak gamat, spek mata ciplak, tali pinggang kulit cicak, sampailah ke promosi tanaman hidroponik... Salesman ni memang pandai menyusun tutur katanya, umpama Karam Singh Walia ketika mabuk di restoran...



Pernah dulu masa aku kecik-kecik, masa tu famili aku tengah tengok tb... Parent aku tidow sebab baru balik kerja... Tetiba, datang 2 ekor salesman nak jual apa ntah... Mereka berpakaian kemas, seperti budak-budak MLM nak carik student first year yang baru dapat PTPTN... Masa tu pintu tutup... Diorang plak tak reti langsung nak give up... Bagi salam tak henti-henti... 
Memang bodoh mintak dipijak betul... 

Abah aku tersedar pastu dia cakap pelan-pelan, 
"Shhhh... Buat-buat macam takde orang"

Masa salesman tu dah nak berambus, tetiba adik aku pergi kat tingkap 
dan jerit kuat-kuat,

"Abah cakap takde orang lah!!!!"

Pelepapp! 

30 comments:

  1. JumpZeera January 6, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    adeyhh sakitnya kena lempang..

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  2. adrinaqamarinaJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:12 AM

    tu memang dah biasa buat, abah cakap takde orang laaaa~

    tapi memang orang3 cenggini mulut semanis madu betul laa

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  3. iwan_dextrousJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:14 AM

    hqahahah...kelakar seyh

    Dextrous cyber life

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  4. Ariffin JanalJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:15 AM

    kahkahkah. sia2 dpt gula2 kat pipi~

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  5. Ariffin JanalJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:16 AM

    *eh dahi

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  6. UnknownJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:20 AM

    haha..dah la jerit kuat2 kan..memang kantoi la..

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  7. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:23 AM

    dushhh!!! kwang3... hehehe

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  8. farhanaafriJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    hahahaa.. kantoi.. bijak bijak..

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  9. Amiey WhiteJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    Shuuuuu pakistan kutip hutang -.-"

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  10. BertoJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:50 AM

    adik lu mmg lejen..keh keh

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  11. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    haha.mkn pelempang tak tahan tue.

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  12. iniialahakuJanuary 6, 2011 at 12:55 AM

    salesman ibarat pngutip hutg..hahaha..tpi spa yg jdi salesman, salute ntuk korang..tebal gila muka

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  13. kai azmierJanuary 6, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    haha.. bebekas sampai skang pelempang dekat adik ko tu.. ni mesti bangla dtg jual kapet ne..

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  14. Syafiq RosliJanuary 6, 2011 at 1:41 AM

    haha..bhaya wo salesman skang

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  15. NurAfizahMazlanJanuary 6, 2011 at 2:13 AM

    yg promote kad entah ape2 tu pon same.. tak paham bahasa org tgh rushing. *eh tu kira salesman ke?*

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  16. AIMANJanuary 6, 2011 at 2:45 AM

    perghhh best makan pelempang kan..
    haha

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  17. nurulnadiaroslanJanuary 6, 2011 at 2:50 AM

    penipu je diorang tu. terutama gores dan menang tu. sekor2 macam siot.

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  18. zacky786January 6, 2011 at 3:45 AM

    wahh..~
    apa agak yer perasaan salesman tu.. ahahaaa

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  19. mieJanuary 6, 2011 at 3:58 AM

    bagus nya!!!
    apa la agaknya perasaan salesmen tu..
    heheeee

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  20. H A N SJanuary 6, 2011 at 7:22 AM

    hahahaha...ksian adik..innocent sungguh! :)

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  21. doyahJanuary 6, 2011 at 8:19 AM

    hahah, adik anak mk mmg comel :P grrr

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  22. SURIA AMANDAJanuary 6, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    dah macam belalang dlm citer nujum pak belalang tu..lurus sangat kan?kan x pasal2 dapek sedas..

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  23. budak kecikJanuary 6, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    kahkah...

    tp ak pn x suka la salesman ni. ini olang manyak manis dia punya mulut.

    semut pn suka. tp ak x suka. sbb slalu kejar ak. adeyh

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  24. Kak LongJanuary 6, 2011 at 4:30 PM

    adik laki ke pompuan tuhh??
    siyes sy admire die! hahahhahaa

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  25. Hairun AzmiJanuary 6, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    Kadang kadang saya layan salesman ni kadang kadang tidak.Bergantung kepada produk yang mereka offer...

    Talian Nur

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  26. analia buyaniJanuary 6, 2011 at 6:57 PM

    hahah...btol2...salesman mmg suke menyebok...huhu

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  27. .:padie_eyla:.January 6, 2011 at 7:37 PM

    mangsa salesman, adek kau.

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  28. one2paiiJanuary 6, 2011 at 8:01 PM

    haha..kan dah kena..tulah balasan menipu..penipu ajar menipu,tapi dimarahi penipu..cian budak tuh..haha

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  29. AnonymousJanuary 6, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    lawak gile. adik tak reti jage line. hahha.

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  30. yan_n.i.mJanuary 7, 2011 at 12:45 AM

    spoiler punyer adek..haha

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