Friday, February 18, 2011

Burung Siapa Sesat Ni??


Malam semalam ada sekor burung sesat masuk dalam bilik aku... Aku taktaw lah nama dia burung madu ke kelicap ke atau bla3... Tapi burung ni kecik je... Kiut-miut gittew... Siapa tuan punya burung ni pun aku taktaw... Berdasarkan saiz nya, aku agak mesti tuan dia baru baligh 2 hari kot...


 Burung ni boleh tahan lembu gak pasal dia terlanggar kipas... Kepala dia luka sikit... Sape tuan dia ni memang senak gila la semalam... Kalau kena jentik sikit pun dah meraung, ni pulak kena kipas... Aduuuh!! Nasib baik tak 'mati'...

Kalau korang rasa burung ni comel, sebenarnya yang pegang burung ni jauh lagi comel... Bukan perasan, dah kenyataan... Agagagagaa...

Gambar dari sudut lain... Dia duduk diam-diam je... Dia pikir aku ni tuan dia ke hape... Sorry lah burung, not my size... Keh3...

Lepas dia terlanggar kipas tu, dia terbang pun cam berok baru pekena shisha je... Sementara dia tengah mabuk tu, aku ingat nak bela dulu sampai sihat... Maklum lah, gentel man kan... Dah la kat luar bilik aku ada anak kucing selalu lepak... Kalau aku main lepas je, kompem-kompem lah jadi dinner anak kucing tu nanti... Kang tak kencing-kencing tuan burung ni...

Bila dah lama sikit tu, burung tu dah okey... Boleh lah terbang elok-elok dah... Aku pun lepaskan la beliau... Nasib baik dia tak berak dalam bilik aku... Kalau tak, memang aku sunat sampai abes... Bulu dia aku simpan buat kenangan... Bulu burung tu ye, bukan bulu burung yang lain... 


Moral of the entry: Jangan lupa zip seluar, 
kalau terlepas nanti terlanggar kipas...

42 comments:

  1. Qina HamzahFebruary 18, 2011 at 8:40 AM

    haha bingai

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  2. Hidayah HanifFebruary 18, 2011 at 9:03 AM

    mengong~~..;p

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  3. atieFebruary 18, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    sengall..haha..boleh tahan lawak pg jumaat sebelum bercuti~

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  4. IQBAL ZARINFebruary 18, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    vavinye pesanan last kau. hahaha

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  5. kyleFebruary 18, 2011 at 9:38 AM

    lol......guna mangga besi len kali, baru tak terlepas, wakakka

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  6. awEENFebruary 18, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    hahaha.. betul. bengong je ayatnye... =)

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  7. adrinaqamarinaFebruary 18, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    dulu time kecik3, kat rumah nenek la, ada burung camtu la, dye langgar sliding door umah nenek. then rawat la dye sampai sembuh, bila dye da oke, dye dah pegi., kte pon menanges la cam pe je.

    haha,. budak3 kan? :P

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  8. A.s.t.i.n.aFebruary 18, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    bole lak burung tu tinggalkan bulu wat kenagan..

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  9. scha_imal87February 18, 2011 at 9:51 AM

    hahahhaaa..... :) ...fOllow u..

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  10. chittysarahFebruary 18, 2011 at 10:16 AM

    burung kena zip ke?
    hahaah

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  11. husnaradziFebruary 18, 2011 at 11:16 AM

    hhaha bengong la kao .
    aku syak ini entry sedikit lucah .
    tu yang best aku baca . wakakaka
    siot je kan tak de kena mengena pon moral entry .

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  12. cerklengFebruary 18, 2011 at 11:17 AM

    cett... 2 ayat dalam satu pkataann.
    hahaha !

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  13. budak kecikFebruary 18, 2011 at 11:19 AM

    kahkah. lawak giler moral of the story ko.

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  14. neyna'sFebruary 18, 2011 at 11:47 AM

    senget !

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  15. Hakeem YusofFebruary 18, 2011 at 12:09 PM

    haha c-lake . buat2 baik lak nak jaga burung .

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  16. XIX DragunovFebruary 18, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    tu burung kelicap madu...mungkin sesat kat dalam bilik ko kot...ataupun mungkin bilik kau ade madu..hahaha~

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  17. fatan fzeeFebruary 18, 2011 at 2:27 PM

    humor berkesan punyaaa.baguuus.haha

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  18. Belalang hijau PerisikFebruary 18, 2011 at 2:52 PM

    burung sape yg terbang tu?

    kuikuikui

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  19. deedee87February 18, 2011 at 2:56 PM

    style la lu bro... hahaha

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  20. Amiey WhiteFebruary 18, 2011 at 3:02 PM

    burung apa tu ? oooooooooooooooooooo

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  21. Puteri KatekFebruary 18, 2011 at 3:12 PM

    awk!!!comel la....nak pinjam burung!!!


    hahahhaaa

    larik!!!!!!!!!!

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  22. Faiz TapitFebruary 18, 2011 at 3:19 PM

    Amiey: xtw lah...

    Puteri Katek: boleh, janji pulang balik... kah3

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  23. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2011 at 4:00 PM

    huhu.. sian bird tu... sesat barat ,, smpai masok uma yek..

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  24. fungi freakFebruary 18, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    adoi burung nie sgt comel... burung lain xtawu r camne rupenye wakakaka...

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  25. ika yunosFebruary 18, 2011 at 4:54 PM

    ahaha. sengal. kesian burung tu

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  26. airaniez wirdaniFebruary 18, 2011 at 4:57 PM

    Faiz.si pembela *burung*.haha

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  27. dayahFebruary 18, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    burung sesat la tu, tringt iklan burung

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  28. AteynmohdFebruary 18, 2011 at 6:06 PM

    hahaha ! kelakar gile statement terakhir tue.. :P

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  29. AnonymousFebruary 18, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    romen-romen.. gahaha..
    best2

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  30. NoraChanFebruary 18, 2011 at 11:27 PM

    zip seluar... zip seluar.... nnti langgar kipas.. hahaha

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  31. ♥ tiah ♥February 19, 2011 at 12:37 AM

    choiii lah.double trouble pny burung.
    hahahahaha

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  32. AnonymousFebruary 19, 2011 at 10:14 AM

    burung tinggal dalam zip ker?
    hahaha

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  33. Syafiqah SabkiFebruary 19, 2011 at 10:25 AM

    haha...suke dgn cerita2 santai camne..aiyoyo comeylnye burung tuh..bela lah nanti boleh pandai cakap..sape tauw=D

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  34. yan_n.i.mFebruary 19, 2011 at 12:56 PM

    cantekkkkkkkkkkkkkk... haha

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  35. UnknownFebruary 19, 2011 at 2:30 PM

    ayat last tu xde kene mengena pon! haha

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  36. YuyuFebruary 19, 2011 at 3:15 PM

    hahahha...senget...

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  37. PuyiFebruary 19, 2011 at 3:58 PM

    ayat x bley bla.... kalo pakai suar trek x de zip bley telepas tak?

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  38. DolFebruary 19, 2011 at 11:11 PM

    sumpah comel burung 2.. haha sian gle kne kipas.. huu~ klu burung sndri kne kipas, mmg smpn dlm botol lah jwpny.. -.-'

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  39. SyahmiFikriFebruary 19, 2011 at 11:40 PM

    hampeh nye last quote!!

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  40. gadis 3 suku .February 20, 2011 at 7:09 PM

    zip2 :)) hahahahhaha

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  41. Kak LongFebruary 21, 2011 at 9:21 PM

    pesanan last tu mmg tabole blah.. yeah! zip la seluar anda sebelum seluar anda dizipkan..

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  42. soutulmujahid.comFebruary 24, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    bahaya utk pembacaan kaum wanita

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