Wednesday, March 23, 2011

SPM



Hari ni dengar cite result SPM dah keluar... Adik-adik sekalian, bagaimana dengan keputusan anda? Abang Faiz harap semuanya bagus-bagus dan cemerlang hendaknya... 

Hari ni 23 Mac 2011... Semalam, 22 Mac 2011 adalah besday aku... Hari ni besday Lisa Surihani taw... Adik-adik SPM sekalian, can you see the Chemistry? Can you see the Van der Wals interaction between me and Lisa? 

Oh, what a sweet equation!

SPM aku 12 subjek... Aku ambek aliran sains tulen agama masa kat SBPIK dulu... Syariah, Quran Sunnah, Math Tambah, Fizik, Kimia, Bio sume aku belajar... Sekali ngan Bahasa Arab Tinggi... Aku mention Bahasa Arab Tinggi last sekali pasal Bahasa Arab tu lah aku dapat paling teruk sekali... Dapat C5... Keh3... Aku memang loser nak cakap Arab ni... Maklum lah, dulu-dulu lahir kat London... Hik3...

Subjek Bio, Kimia ngan Bi je peberet aku dulu... Tapi, bila kat U, takde satu pun yang dipeberetkan aku... Rasa nak balik skoloh je... SPM aku dulu dapat 8A dari 12 subjek... Agak kecewa sebenarnya pasal senior aku ada pesan,  

SPM = Soalan Paling Mudah

Hepi besday lalink! 
Thanks untuk hadiah semalam...

Aku dengan ini mendoakan Lisa, yakni isteri aku, semoga panjang umur, murah rezeki, semoga reply tweet aku tiap hari, dan jangan seksi-seksi... Kepada adik-adik SPM pula, abang Faiz harap kalian jadilah manusia yang ada gunanya, kalau takde duit, janganlah beli rokok mahal-mahal dan kalau bawak motor laju-laju, pakailah helmet... 

Sekian dari abang Faiz...

38 comments:

  1. Si-DMarch 23, 2011 at 10:19 AM

    hahaha...mendalam tol maksud entry ko kali ni...ak pn nk pesan gak r...

    kalu result teruk jgn lak nk bunuh diri..x elok..tuhan x suke

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  2. muhammad iqbal hakimi bin tahirMarch 23, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    haha..ko rampas lisa aku..

    nasihat untuk adik2 bagus ni..

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  3. Puan KutuMarch 23, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    hahaha sama pulak besday dengan Lisa..:)

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  4. bubble craftlandMarch 23, 2011 at 10:31 AM

    terharu lalink ko...haha

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  5. PrincessDiariesMarch 23, 2011 at 10:32 AM

    weh, exam hall tu, exam hall skolah aku.... rindu nye skolah aku!!!!

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  6. SoLy SoLiciousMarch 23, 2011 at 10:47 AM

    nk bunuh diri? makk oii.. relax.. pejalanan masih jauuhh ~

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  7. ShafizaMarch 23, 2011 at 10:53 AM

    Abes birthday aku 21 mac kira macam mana plak eh? Anyway, happy belated birthday =)

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  8. Hansyitake~March 23, 2011 at 10:58 AM

    van der waals reaction agak low la bonding dia nk dibadingkan dgn electrostatic force.. so, xtguh mana la kot hbungan faiz n lisa ni.. haha..

    insyaAllah.. keputusan ok laa minta2 nya...amin~

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  9. dakpipimerahMarch 23, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    hahaha,,siyes nk gelak besau ni... cik faiz suka lisa sama dgn mr k kot,,hoho,, korang madu ye,, hoho..

    jp3.. terer gile amek 12 subj,,cmne blaja ha? sy yg 9 subjk pon terkinja kinja nk stdy..huuuu,,

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  10. YuyuMarch 23, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    ececeh...lisa bg ape smlm??woahhhhhh!!adiah utk lisa takde ke paiz??

    ngeh ngeh ngeh...

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  11. shereenaMarch 23, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    SPM-soalan paling mudah.kahkahkah....hebat2!

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  12. ApizMabuxMarch 23, 2011 at 12:06 PM

    mantap bro haha

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  13. nik lan nik matMarch 23, 2011 at 12:29 PM

    cegampang...bapak sengal nasihat...hahaha

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  14. - elina -March 23, 2011 at 1:09 PM

    pandainya abang faiz

    haha .

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  15. qllmjd218 :DMarch 23, 2011 at 2:55 PM

    imiginasi kau tinggi naw bro. haha

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  16. cikpiaMarch 23, 2011 at 4:34 PM

    aku tatau aku nak ucap happy belated besday ka nak sepak ko laju2 pas baca entri nie....

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  17. Kak LongMarch 23, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    faiz tapit ukm bangi ni mcm dah terbuang tabiat je ni.. baik pg cr balik kowt2 tercicir ke ape tabiat tu.. haha

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  18. AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 4:59 PM

    =='

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  19. catusMarch 23, 2011 at 5:45 PM

    oo..slmt hari lahir faiz tapit..
    kem salam la kat lisa..=P
    kalau beli kek bagi la kat sy skali..

    btw..equation tu patut diuji dgn analisis statistik..spy ade bukti yg lebih saintifik..haha

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  20. Wan Zaty Wan ZaliMarch 23, 2011 at 6:55 PM

    hahaha..faiz,besday lisa jatuh sama tarikh dengan pakwe aku...hhehe..

    view my new entry. Jangan jeles, nanti kena jual. haha

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  21. yan_n.i.mMarch 23, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    wuhuuu.. dak terer INTEK nih.. haha

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  22. DolMarch 23, 2011 at 8:54 PM

    haha mmg mantap equation ko 2 kn.. isk2 power gak ko dpt 8a an? haha

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  23. AnonymousMarch 23, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    klu dapat spm tinggi pon, bukannya nati dapat awek cun pon..

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  24. Syahira MansorMarch 23, 2011 at 11:12 PM

    hahahahhaha

    ak slalu layan blog kau ni... asal ade entri baru je, mesti aku datang bace.. tapi nak komen mcm malas... kirenye macam silent reader gitu. wakaka.

    tapi kali ne mcm terherak ati nak komen. sket la. kau punye equation tu kan, bila aku bace terus terkeluar dekat mulut aku "EEEE...." geli gila.
    tapi lepas tu aku gelak. hahahaha.

    sebenarnya kan, semua entri kau bila mention lisa mesti macam geli-geli. mesti poyo-poyo buatkan aku macam EEEE lepastu gelak. haha.

    oklah komen panjang2 kang mcm over pulak. truskan buat entri.. dengan lukisan2 made in paint kau tu sume... komfem aku datang bace...
    slmt berbelog....

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  25. doyahMarch 24, 2011 at 1:59 AM

    huyooo..8a,,

    huyooo..bday dkt ngn lisa..
    huyoooo
    huyoooo

    wakakaaaka

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  26. mr E oSk girLMarch 24, 2011 at 3:48 AM

    adakah benar pernyataan d blog saya...selamat membaca...hehe...Lisa Isteri Faiz....hehe=P

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  27. dayahMarch 24, 2011 at 8:46 AM

    gile bagus punya shot form. SPM bkn ke maksud dia, soklan paling mantappp. pandaila awk, sy jeles. ye , smg bahgia ngan lisa :)

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  28. OT girlsMarch 24, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    gmbar atas tu exm hall skolah aku tu

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  29. H A N SMarch 24, 2011 at 9:29 AM

    hahahahah..cant u see the van der wals?? hahahah..nk guling2 sat!! :D

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  30. Shafiq IzwanMarch 24, 2011 at 11:57 AM

    kelakar siot HAHAHHAHAHHA!

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  31. AnonymousMarch 24, 2011 at 4:25 PM

    Kaq Lisa~
    Ni cik abang andakah?
    *pengsan

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  32. budak kacamataMarch 24, 2011 at 5:22 PM

    haha..ak suke pesanan penaja yg part bwh skali..tp ak cm confuse chemistry between ko ngan lisa..hahahaha

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  33. silentMarch 25, 2011 at 3:49 AM

    dulu masa exam pakai tudung ke? hall suma pompuan je....

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  34. xMarch 27, 2011 at 10:54 AM

    dapat 6 A je.. Tak sangka gile2 pon 8A gak rupenye.. ahahahaha

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  35. fizamananMay 24, 2011 at 12:42 PM

    ni exam hall skolah ak wey.tade yg laen selain dinding kotak2 tu and kipas bunyi kuat tuuu

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  36. akuMay 27, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    kau ni madu mrK eh? hahah

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  37. Faiz TapitMay 27, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    dem. hahah

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  38. akhmal ariff kepalJune 18, 2011 at 6:10 PM

    na jugak lisa. hahaha. :) nice lah eqution tuh bro :)

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