Friday, June 24, 2011

Pengakuan Lisa Yang Sebenar




Lisa: Buzz! Buzz!
Tapit: ...................


Lisa: Yang....... Reply lah cepat... Please, I need u baby...
Tapit: Ye


Lisa: Yang, cayang marah lalink lagi ke? Janganlah ambik hati pasal Mejah ngan Ayam tu... Lalink tak suka la budak 2 ekor tu... 
Tapit: Bistu, nape lalink sebok ym ngan diorang tu?


Lisa: Diorang ugut lalink taw, diorang cakap kalau taknak ym ngan diorang, nanti diorang sebar gambar panas kita tu... Lalink takut taw, mana taw nanti orang-orang tibi taw... Abes kita nanti...
Tapit: Oh yeke? Camne pulak diorang boleh dapat gambar kita tu?


Lisa: Taktaw lah, abam Tubelawak punya kerja lah kot... Dia kan suka stalk lalink... Lalink takutlah ngan dia tu...
Tapit: Takpe, lalink jangan risau... Nanti biar abang setelkan mende ni ye... Lalink watpe ni?


Lisa: Ermmm... Baru je pas mandi ni... Taktaw nak pakai baju apa lah...
Tapit: Ok, jom webcam... Biar abang pilihkan...


Lisa: Hik3... Abang ni nakal taw!
Tapit: OMG!





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68 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 24, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    kesian jugak jadi orang cantik ni

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  2. Akim IqbalJune 24, 2011 at 11:45 AM

    epic failed !

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  3. Akulah Aqilah ItuJune 24, 2011 at 11:46 AM

    HAHA!

    best je kalau lisa baca. =P

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  4. doyahJune 24, 2011 at 11:48 AM

    errr?

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  5. UnknownJune 24, 2011 at 11:51 AM

    hahaha. semua tipu!
    :DD

    http://salwaismail.blogspot.com

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  6. The SharkoxJune 24, 2011 at 11:52 AM

    Ok..akhirnya complete jugak trilogy YM lisa

    hahaha

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  7. AnonymousJune 24, 2011 at 11:53 AM

    im so sorry faiz tapit,this is not funny.ur obsession sometimes scares me.no offence.

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  8. UnknownJune 24, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    hahahha.... mengong

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  9. Faiz TapitJune 24, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    heheh

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  10. husnaradziJune 24, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    nak post kt wall lisa . kahkahkah
    nk jug pilih baju lisa . wakaka

    lembu lah lu . gila kalao lisa tao.haha jd cam tiz zqyah nnt .

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  11. Izzaty IshakJune 24, 2011 at 11:58 AM

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!

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  12. AnonymousJune 24, 2011 at 11:59 AM

    beranganlah sokmo2...haha..

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  13. nik lan nik matJune 24, 2011 at 12:00 PM

    mcm mana aku blh komen ni..padahal aku nak exm

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  14. Mat PintuJune 24, 2011 at 12:03 PM

    salam kenal

    aiseyman!! mane lu dapat gmba lisa zmn skolah siot! arrghh

    rockcintan.blogspot.com

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  15. qeef...June 24, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    kau tapit mmg melampau!! hakhak.. harituh dah curg ngn lisa, kuar date ngn FL kan.. siot.. haha..

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  16. neyna'sJune 24, 2011 at 12:07 PM

    OMG !

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  17. Ayeem JemainJune 24, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    hahahaha. anon tu da takot. ko tag tubelawak, ko nak series ni jadi 4 episode ke?

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  18. Faiz TapitJune 24, 2011 at 12:19 PM

    hahah. boleh aje kot. kalau dia nak balas la

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  19. RadenJune 24, 2011 at 12:28 PM

    sume org suke lisa..haih..lisa tuh mirip2 aku je pon..

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  20. Faiz TapitJune 24, 2011 at 12:30 PM

    hai lisa! jom kawen

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  21. YuyuJune 24, 2011 at 12:41 PM

    iye iye je...


    hi..lisa datang..

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  22. UnknownJune 24, 2011 at 12:44 PM

    motif lisa ym ko.penipu sgt.lisa dok sibuk nak kahwin lor

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  23. Amirah JafriJune 24, 2011 at 12:49 PM

    eeeeeeei .hhaa

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  24. fatJune 24, 2011 at 12:52 PM

    ko nie xabes2 wat fitnah kt lisa. huhu. sian de..

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  25. zaJune 24, 2011 at 1:10 PM

    hahhahahahahhaha.. ngek ah

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  26. nurshafJune 24, 2011 at 1:18 PM

    haish, geli la aku bace...
    hu

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  27. Azwa MohamadJune 24, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    kesian lisa.... adess :D

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  28. wannurfazriniJune 24, 2011 at 1:50 PM

    nak jugakkk diaaaa. ok pasni sapa lagi?

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  29. Panglima ArepJune 24, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    klu aku jd lisa, dah lame aku minx kapel dgn ko tapit, tp syg, aku bkn lisa.. hahaha

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  30. sapion samdolJune 24, 2011 at 2:28 PM

    weh, sequel ke 4 kat blog aku.

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  31. AlinJune 24, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    lisa tetap comel^^

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  32. lisa surihaniJune 24, 2011 at 2:34 PM

    menipu je keje

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  33. hamzah ianJune 24, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    hahaha.. ko tag izuari pulak?? haha

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  34. hamzah ianJune 24, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    anon tu peminat ko tapit.. abis la

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  35. Bella Heuheu ❤June 24, 2011 at 2:37 PM

    sume berebut lisa. xde yg berebut fasha kewwww?

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  36. qwert.June 24, 2011 at 2:39 PM

    amohai . kemain dia .

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  37. syudJune 24, 2011 at 2:45 PM

    hahhaha...giler !

    mau nangis lisa kalo baca ni..huhu..

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  38. J.SyazwanaJune 24, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    sengal lah kau.
    kah kah !!

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  39. budaksetanJune 24, 2011 at 2:54 PM

    tiga2 ekor perangai mcm lahanat, HAHAH!

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  40. Fairuz ZainalJune 24, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    menipu agak2 la. haha tu ijuali kan kan kan. hoho

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  41. soutulmujahid.comJune 24, 2011 at 3:05 PM

    betol... tiga2 ekor cam lahanat. muahahahaha

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  42. C i k P i p i T e m b a mJune 24, 2011 at 3:13 PM

    HAHAHA , ade lg plak smbungnyer ? ish2 . korang ni , lpas ni ayeem plak ke ? hakhak

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  43. wawaneyJune 24, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    haha ngeng la hampa 3 neh

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  44. UnknownJune 24, 2011 at 4:20 PM

    ok. yg ni takbley terima. cm psycho jer

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  45. cikpiaJune 24, 2011 at 4:27 PM

    cambabik toi la 3-3 ekor....!!!

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  46. bawal crepe putihJune 24, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    kah3, x sabo aku nk dengo jawapan c ayam nga agy sorang tuuu, lisa lisa, untung laa, ade org sayanggggg...

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  47. DausJune 24, 2011 at 4:36 PM

    lerrr, patot la aku pi bilik kau tadi nampak gambo lisa lam lappy, haktuih! ngahaha....

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  48. aqueJune 24, 2011 at 4:51 PM

    korang ni...(geleng2 pale)

    suke wat org gelak tekan perot...

    mood: tgh tggu cite tubelawak plak... lalalala

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  49. ashrafJune 24, 2011 at 4:52 PM

    hahah kau bajet kau hensem mcm ngusri ke? ko tu mcm ngasrijal ngasree je hahah

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  50. ShaofieJune 24, 2011 at 5:53 PM

    dem. ko dgn mejah same je. hahahaha.. bukan lisa main skype ke?

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  51. MiS! BLur-Blurrr.ComJune 24, 2011 at 6:17 PM

    aigooo>.<...hahhahahah

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  52. Andrik McVeanJune 24, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    hi there, i have just followed your blog..i hope you can follow me back..u have a nice blog here..
    i will be waiting for you on my blog...see u there..cheers

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  53. ! Nurida ArdyJune 24, 2011 at 6:41 PM

    mejah--->ayeem--->tapit--->?...tubelawak kot..
    p/s:kalo la si lisa bacer 3 kisah ngeri ni..ape dia buat agaknyer yer..

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  54. NurIzzaJune 24, 2011 at 7:08 PM

    hahahah bongek!!!

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  55. naqib rahimJune 24, 2011 at 7:59 PM

    HAHAHAH..

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  56. muhammad iqbal hakimi bin tahirJune 24, 2011 at 8:17 PM

    haha..derm..semua pakat nak buat entri lisa..nak bt gak..

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  57. savethisblogJune 24, 2011 at 8:31 PM

    Ahaha..celaka punya entry..tapi terbaik!!

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  58. AnonymousJune 24, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    perw kes sume lisa nieyh ?! grr*

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  59. Matt FauzyJune 24, 2011 at 9:58 PM

    minah indon mane yg ngaku jd lisa surihani nie?

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  60. Ujang9897June 25, 2011 at 12:48 AM

    patut la lisa jmpa gua mengadu pasal korang bertiga..hurm...

    baru gua phm kenapa lisa ajak gua dating utk lps tension

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  61. Faiz TapitJune 25, 2011 at 12:50 AM

    ahhh dem la... hahaha

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  62. DolJune 25, 2011 at 1:35 AM

    engkau kejap lisa kejap FL. pening aku.. aku sokong ko ngn FL tapit.. bru cm realistic ckit.. haha :P ok,mepek!

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  63. MasheJune 25, 2011 at 6:35 AM

    hahaha... sudah.. pakat berebut lisa pulak

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  64. Hansyirah TakezurJune 25, 2011 at 5:59 PM

    menipu.... wooo...

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  65. Muhammad AfifiJune 25, 2011 at 6:11 PM

    aku follow blog ko dari awal2 dulu rasanya ni post paling giler2 aku gelak hahaha..tp aku just silent reader je..malu nk komen2 hik3 <-- gelak tiru tapit ^_^

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  66. Master ToraJune 26, 2011 at 5:12 PM

    jom tgok blog aku aku dah buat pendedahhan yg sebenar pasai faiz tapit

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  67. AnonymousAugust 3, 2011 at 12:05 PM

    kuajo gile..hehehe

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  68. Nama pena, Puteri Nur Cahaya @ Cikgu iEta. Suri rumah sepenuh masa. Penulis Lifestyle Blogger berpengalaman Social Media Marketing Coach.July 25, 2013 at 11:17 AM

    ish3... tobatlah weyh... dok ngarut2 ja nih... Ish3...

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