Thursday, August 18, 2011

Kan Orang Tua-Tua Dah Pesan...


Makan tu pinggan biar licin, nanti dapat bini muka licin

Jangan makan guna dua pinggan, nanti kahwin dua

Jangan duduk atas bantal, nanti buntot bisul

Jangan keluar waktu Maghrib, banyak hantu berkeliaran

Jangan bazir nasik, nanti nasik menangis

Jangan makan kepala ikan, nanti jadi pelupa

Jangan sayang sangat, nanti lama-lama benci

72 comments:

  1. faizlasterAugust 17, 2011 at 10:18 PM

    bongok gile...glepor aku suker..haha..masok bab lisa hop dop tahan tu..haha

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  2. alepridzAugust 17, 2011 at 10:22 PM

    yang last tu bleh blah... nganjing kaw kaw punyer... wakakaka

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  3. polAugust 17, 2011 at 10:24 PM

    haha..aq slalu mw abiskan mknn, sbb kunun2 klu makanan abis dapat suami ali.hahah...

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  4. AnonymousAugust 17, 2011 at 10:26 PM

    kahkahkah! tapi yang last tu.....errrr.. =.='

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  5. SaddilaAugust 17, 2011 at 10:27 PM

    demmm . dila baru nak buat entry pasal ni besok .

    telambat pulak !

    tahniah ye :) the bestEST entry!

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  6. Ayeem JemainAugust 17, 2011 at 10:29 PM

    babi apa ni?? (nk try komen style mejah)

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  7. DausAugust 17, 2011 at 10:40 PM

    1st..
    err..

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  8. DaYaH JeLitAAugust 17, 2011 at 10:45 PM

    elehhhh...dan dan benci lisa...caittt

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  9. siti zarizzaAugust 17, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    yang lisa surihani tuh taley blah lah kau ^^

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  10. abyan khairiAugust 17, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    hahaha.. lawok2..

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  11. airazulaikhaAugust 17, 2011 at 10:58 PM

    kan org tua-tua dulu pesan...
    faiz tapit tak pesan apa-apa kah??
    frust dgn lisa sbnarnya kan kan.. hahahha

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  12. ashrafAugust 17, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    kah lapan poh semilan kali!

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  13. RadenAugust 17, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    sy tak pelat R. mari sini...

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  14. UnknownAugust 17, 2011 at 11:04 PM

    eh yg nasi ngs 2 btl kew?? seram neyh :(

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  15. meeranameraAugust 17, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    tercari plak yg youtube tuh.. bengap gak rase... :P

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  16. hanaAugust 17, 2011 at 11:10 PM

    haha..
    mcm2 orng tua pesan...

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  17. reenappleAugust 17, 2011 at 11:20 PM

    lawak.. huhu

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  18. Wadi ARAugust 17, 2011 at 11:29 PM

    ok, baiklah. aku nk tergelak smpi lembu tapit muntahh

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  19. ShaofieAugust 17, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    lol. yg bab lisa surirumah tuh mmg tak leh bla.

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  20. YuyuAugust 17, 2011 at 11:31 PM

    terbaik!terbaikkkk!

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  21. Isteri Encek BardAugust 17, 2011 at 11:33 PM

    yang last tu menci ai tau.... lisa jerk..... malam ni nak duk atas bantal, leh cuti keje sok sebab bisol.. hahhahahahha adeh tapit

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  22. UnknownAugust 17, 2011 at 11:34 PM

    rupenye ini entry bermotif lisa surihani jugak rupenye..

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  23. Puan EkaAugust 17, 2011 at 11:37 PM

    hahahahaha..
    part lisa tu den dah mengekek golak..hahahaha

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  24. Anisa AnuarAugust 17, 2011 at 11:44 PM

    nice entry..tapi leh tambah lagi satu.
    kalau makan tukar2 tempat nnt banyak suami/isteri..(ikut la bpe kali tukar)

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  25. CipinaAugust 17, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    choi

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  26. EGAugust 17, 2011 at 11:56 PM

    Hahahaha. yang last TERBAIK!!!

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  27. rj EtikaAugust 18, 2011 at 12:00 AM

    Jangan baca blog tapit, nanti kang lambat kawen. heheh. ;p

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  28. cik bulanAugust 18, 2011 at 12:02 AM

    jadahnye last tu..hahaha

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  29. hamzah ianAugust 18, 2011 at 12:05 AM

    babi yusry

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  30. UnknownAugust 18, 2011 at 12:18 AM

    ohh lisa...kite ada jodoh, same2 xleh sebut R...grrrrr....

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  31. maizatul.August 18, 2011 at 12:24 AM

    paling xbleh bla, rakaman nasik menangis. kah tiga kali! nak pegi usyar kat youtube gak la. part lisa comel la kann!

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  32. Cik CaahAugust 18, 2011 at 12:27 AM

    woi faiz,jgn dok jual mahal dgn lisa sgt.
    depa bknnya nk kawen tahun dpn
    ada can lagi woih!

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  33. UnknownAugust 18, 2011 at 12:37 AM

    wei agk2 r psl lisa hahahaha..
    nk muntah ak tgk ..

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  34. Baiz MamatAugust 18, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    datang gelak golek2 lagi di sini..hahahahaha

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  35. Saya Sayang MamaAugust 18, 2011 at 12:55 AM

    Huhuhuhu lawaknya lah mak beliau.. pesan mcm tu psiko kan>

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  36. FazzYnameDcHuiBAugust 18, 2011 at 12:59 AM

    last sekali tu tak bley blaahhh....

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  37. doyahAugust 18, 2011 at 1:03 AM

    omel letew

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  38. puterydaisyAugust 18, 2011 at 1:07 AM

    mak leman terapung dan rakaman bunyi nasi menangis. bravo bravo entry nih hebak ah !

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  39. FayyazmiiAugust 18, 2011 at 2:21 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA! berdekah siod.

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  40. FayyazmiiAugust 18, 2011 at 2:21 AM

    HAHAHAHAHA! berdekah siod.

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  41. Fairuz ZainalAugust 18, 2011 at 2:22 AM

    mejah tak abes2. hahaha




    woi pais. entri ni lawak. kbai

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  42. tubelawakAugust 18, 2011 at 2:59 AM

    peliaq punya tapit.. aku nak sayang hang banyak2 la sampai benci

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  43. syirah rasidAugust 18, 2011 at 3:05 AM

    kahkahkah!!!! grrrrr

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  44. UnknownAugust 18, 2011 at 6:31 AM

    Kesian Lisa heheheh

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  45. Akim IqbalAugust 18, 2011 at 6:40 AM

    babi apakah ?

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  46. Ana FarhanaAugust 18, 2011 at 7:02 AM

    wahhh ! best la blog niii.. entri terbaekkk ! :)

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  47. blog-tips-kurusAugust 18, 2011 at 7:31 AM

    ok. gelak jugak! (>.<)

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  48. PowpahAugust 18, 2011 at 7:36 AM

    yang tak leh kua maghrib tu mmg nabi dah pesan lah..;)

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  49. UnknownAugust 18, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    hahahhaa,...yg last tu x bleh bla...

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  50. B.A.M.B.SAugust 18, 2011 at 8:44 AM

    Patut dia pilih ko sebab tak perlu membunyikkan urop R dalam nama. Di pilihnya yusRy .. ade ke ?? Sian si Raiz Rapit ni ...

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  51. Malek KuAugust 18, 2011 at 9:07 AM

    semart do ko pkai sketch pad...

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  52. aszhanieAugust 18, 2011 at 10:11 AM

    sweet gile lahhh yg last sekali tuh..hahaha

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  53. UnknownAugust 18, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    hak 3 kali..

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  54. nurayunniAugust 18, 2011 at 11:43 AM

    lisa lagi...haha

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  55. koyuki hanamaAugust 18, 2011 at 11:56 AM

    HAHA..adat org tue2.

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  56. My MiRaAugust 18, 2011 at 12:33 PM

    hahhaha lawak la...

    huhuhuhuhu


    mira singgah sini ya

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  57. AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 3:20 PM

    hahahahaha
    +
    dehhhh.

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  58. UnknownAugust 18, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    haha. mereng. :D

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  59. AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    haha..terbaek lah!

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  60. ~belog gadis~August 18, 2011 at 3:50 PM

    ekeleh. perasan je nak benci lisa. haha

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  61. khryhAugust 18, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    hahaha..lawok nak mapuh


    ado jugak lisa mu tuu :P

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  62. AnonymousAugust 18, 2011 at 4:02 PM

    gambar last cam haram ! haha

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  63. safiah sokherAugust 18, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    smart bro.Yg last tu takleh blah

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  64. AnonymousAugust 19, 2011 at 1:33 AM

    best bro!

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  65. cik jueAugust 19, 2011 at 2:05 AM

    hahahahaha..kelakar -
    galak d pagi sahur =p

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  66. Liyana ZahimAugust 19, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    Hahahahaha~

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  67. No nameAugust 19, 2011 at 12:18 PM

    hahaha bajet hot lar tue,.. Tiba - tiba lisa suka kat ko.. Hahaha.. hebat.. Eh, dia benci ko ke sebelum nie? @_@

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  68. muhammad iqbal hakimi bin tahirAugust 20, 2011 at 6:53 AM

    woi..asal buat lisa macam tu?

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  69. wani brahimAugust 20, 2011 at 3:45 PM

    hahaha x hbs2 dgn lisa...kesian lisa erkkk hahahha

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  70. SarkasizAugust 20, 2011 at 5:48 PM

    ni semua petua orang tua-tua.entah betul entah tak.

    lagi satu,berlari dalam rumah boleh buat kaki jadi pendek.kakakah.

    padahal taknak bagi bising jer.siot betul.

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  71. MaicherAugust 21, 2011 at 2:00 PM

    haha. comel ouh.
    tapi yang last tu asal takleh bla gila.
    kah kah kah

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  72. C i k P i p i T e m b a mDecember 8, 2011 at 9:32 PM

    hahaha.. xtahan part bisul tu.. wehh kesiann lisa ! hahaha

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