Saturday, April 14, 2012

Apa Yang Perempuan Perlu Faham Tentang Lelaki




1. Kalau kami kata nak main game, kami memang betul-betul maksudkannya. 


2. Kalau nampak kami terhegeh-hegeh nak keluarkan duit dari dompet, pandai-pandai lah hulur sikit. 


3. Kami tak suka nak balas mesej dan jawab kol setiap masa.


4. Kalau nak buat-buat merajuk sekali dua takde masalah, kalau tiap masa nak merajuk tu memang carik masalah. 


5. Kalau kami buat alasan taknak pergi dating tu maknanya kami tengah pokai lah tu. 


6. No such thing as 'I love u, I miss u all the time'... Mak bapak jauh lagi penting.


7. Kalau tengah dating tu kami tengok perempuan lain, janganlah marah... Itu menunjukkan kami ni masih normal dan bukannya homo.


8. Kami tak suka menunggu kamu-kamu semua bermekap dan bela tudung dalam toilet lama-lama. 


9. Wish 'good nite' dan 'good morning' bukan lah satu kewajipan bagi kami.


10. Kami memang tak pernah period, tapi kami pun ada masa untuk bad mood jugak.


11. Tengah period bukan bermakna itu alasan kamu-kamu semua untuk marah kami tak pasal-pasal. 


12. Baju kahwin kaler apa dan nak bagi nama apa kat anak bukan lah topik kesukaan kami.


13. Janganlah mengharapkan kami untuk menjadi sesempurna makhluk, kerana itu takkan mungkin berlaku. 


14. Janganlah cakap 'saya tak faham lah dengan awak ni!' kerana kami pun bukannya faham sangat dengan kamu-kamu semua. 


15. Janganlah marah kalau kami ni tak suka nak bergambar-gambar.


16. Kami tak suka bila kamu-kamu semua cakap, 'semua laki ni sama aje' sebab akhlak dan keperibadian seseorang itu bukannya diwarisi mengikut jantinanya.


17. Buncit itu seksi.


Walau macam mana pun kita berbeza, 
kami tetap sayangkan kamu-kamu semua. Hik3

113 comments:

  1. MasheJune 13, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    hahahaha... ayat terakhir tuh : buncit seksi...
    kajian menunjukan lelaki yg bunci adalah bahagia...
    lol~

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  2. UnknownJune 13, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    kami nk korang tau jugak.. korang jgn ngade2 merajok.. burok r org laki ngajok!!^_^

    jgn blagak macho sgt.. wat muke comel lg pmpuan suke..

    jgn cpt melenting..

    kalau pmpuan merajok tlg pujok.. kalau bley bg ayt yg swit..hahaha

    ngarut plak. kn.. like la post ni ^_^

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  3. cik ifahJune 13, 2011 at 8:10 PM

    okey. cool :)

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  4. AnonymousJune 13, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    aku setuju..hehe

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  5. Bella ♥June 13, 2011 at 8:11 PM

    walawehhhh!

    mmg semua ni atas ni sifat sifat lelaki yang mmg aku dah paham sgt dah! tapi hati pompuan an, dah tau pun still nak majuk jugak. aku tak paham ahh knp pompuan mcm ni. ko boleh tolong ajar aku cara nak cari pompuan tough tak?

    kehkehkeh. :D

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  6. ikiketetelJune 13, 2011 at 8:15 PM

    ahahaha.cool ;D

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  7. budak kecikJune 13, 2011 at 8:17 PM

    yeah, buncit itu seksi! haha ;p

    gee, thanx sbb sudi syg kami. terasa diri kami amat berharga. keh3

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  8. Azie RashidJune 13, 2011 at 8:19 PM

    No such thing as 'I love u, I miss u all the time'...murung! T___T

    p/s : gambar tu azie guna utk slide presentation case pregnancy siang td. haha

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  9. ShilaJune 13, 2011 at 8:21 PM

    faham sikit-sikit..

    tapi buat2 taknak paham langsung...

    bole???

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  10. Shafiq IzwanJune 13, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    BAAEEKKK ah, hahahhaah.

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  11. Nazmi's Blog ☣June 13, 2011 at 8:22 PM

    wah..romantiknya...kahkahkah ~

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  12. AnonymousJune 13, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    Kejamnya lelaki......wuuu~

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  13. Azza AzmanJune 13, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    betul tu...saya yg perempuan pun tau tu...nplah ada perempuan lain yg tak tau benda2 simple ni....

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  14. Azza AzmanJune 13, 2011 at 8:29 PM

    betul tu...saya yg perempuan pun tau tu...nplah ada perempuan lain yg tak tau benda2 simple ni....

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  15. CipinaJune 13, 2011 at 8:34 PM

    yang penting, statement last tuuu..hehe

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  16. Ayeem JemainJune 13, 2011 at 8:35 PM

    caranya cam nak carik gadoh je?

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  17. Miss SelfridgeJune 13, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    so TRUE!!!

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  18. hanaJune 13, 2011 at 8:40 PM

    hahaha..
    seksi sgt wei kalao muncit..
    muahha

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  19. ezza hanizaJune 13, 2011 at 8:42 PM

    entry ni nmpak mcm lelaki ni endah tak endah je ?? :(

    dimana keromantikkan korang ?ekekekekeke

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  20. faraJune 13, 2011 at 8:45 PM

    sokong !

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  21. sudehJune 13, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    HAHAHAHAHAHA!
    pecaahh perot waa baca ini entry!
    hak2
    LIKEE SERATOS KALI xDD

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  22. SolihahazaharJune 13, 2011 at 8:55 PM

    AGREED ^^

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  23. UnknownJune 13, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    post ni sebenarnye dah menunjukkan laki tu macam mana.

    hehe~

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  24. DeE YaNaJune 13, 2011 at 8:58 PM

    hai seksi!~~;p..hahah..mknenye 'hai buncit'..:D

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  25. Farishah HanemJune 13, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    HAHAHAHA. aku suka yang last tu ! buncit mmg sexy. takleh nak deny dah ! HAHAHAHAHA

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  26. Bella LimJune 13, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    each point i terasa okayyyy. FINE lah. sayang boyfriend jugak walaupun dia macam kamu kamu lelaki tak mengerti hati kami. haha

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  27. erniemuslianaJune 13, 2011 at 9:11 PM

    tau daaaa~~~ huh!

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  28. sherahJune 13, 2011 at 9:16 PM

    sah ko buncit. haha

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  29. cieyokoJune 13, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    terasa sgt2. hahaha. sume yg di list kan tuh betol :')

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  30. nabilasyazweenJune 13, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    hehe . Baru aku tau lelaki rumit jgk mcm pompuan .

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  31. AnonymousJune 13, 2011 at 9:19 PM

    errr jap2.. yg first tu x paham laa
    -_-

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  32. KRL kaprileaderJune 13, 2011 at 9:24 PM

    ade style!!
    haha.. cm ne la dapat idea wat en3 ni...
    hahha

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  33. doyahJune 13, 2011 at 9:27 PM

    mak buncit

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  34. syudJune 13, 2011 at 9:37 PM

    hahhaha..cek suka....


    setai !

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  35. X.a.n.aJune 13, 2011 at 9:42 PM

    AKU memang nak bf aku wish nyte b4 tdo =P

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  36. dzafiraJune 13, 2011 at 9:56 PM

    Nape susah sgt nak mengaku yg diri tu pokai. Ni tidak, lg sanggup berperang dr mengaku yg diri tu pokai. Bukan mati pun kalau keluar dating guna duit gf. Tak paham lah!

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  37. budaksetanJune 13, 2011 at 10:10 PM

    tuju ke yuyu ke?HAHA

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  38. AnonymousJune 13, 2011 at 10:14 PM

    ahh ko , nak cwoh pompuan2 faham laky lebey la nieyh , cis3

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  39. dear dhada ♥June 13, 2011 at 10:48 PM

    actually seseorang laki tu , tak penah pon puas dengan setiap beloved girl diorang . that's why ade yang buad perangai :) kita semua tak perfect :)

    btw , like it :)

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  40. Amiey WhiteJune 13, 2011 at 10:50 PM

    hahahahahaha damn!

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  41. aienaliasJune 13, 2011 at 11:00 PM

    tapi itulah yang perempuan suka buat! haha. nyte and morning harus.... kot2 pergi dalam tidur.. :P

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  42. UnknownJune 13, 2011 at 11:13 PM

    buncit itu seksi.keding itu lebih cekci,haha

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  43. yeb :DJune 13, 2011 at 11:40 PM

    kita serasi berdansa~

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  44. Hani ShakleeJune 13, 2011 at 11:42 PM

    well..that's the common behavior about men.. and I know it deeply..
    tapi nak wat cmn..when talk about datang bulan..sian dia..selalu kena marah ngan I.. tapi xlah jugak..co saya akan bgtau awal2 yg saya skrang mengalami sindrom period..kalau saya marah2 harap awak faham n cube tenangkan saya..hehe.. n kata2 i miss you and love u tu kata2 berharga bagi seorg lelaki..dia akan bgtau bila dia rsa dia betul2 perlu cakap.. n once dia cakap..hatiku akan berbunga2 coz dia jarang ckp kan..bila selalu ckp nnt bosan pulak..tapi aku?? mmg suka sebut those words..kalau dua2 langsung tak sebut..mmg rasa dull je..ngeee..
    aku tak tau pun bila dia pokai sbb dia mmg selalu berduit..hehehehe..
    lucky for those yg jarang dating yg perlu keluarkan duit byk2..like me!!!
    tapi..buncit tu tak sexy punnn...tu je aku tak suke..hehehe

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  45. Yaya MaisarahJune 13, 2011 at 11:48 PM

    Buncit itu seksi? haha.. seksi ke?
    ish.. pompuan suka dia buat muka kiut, dia pegi buat muka prasan macho! ape lah..

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  46. mOoNJune 13, 2011 at 11:49 PM

    ayat yg last sekali tue mcm terkandung maksud tersirat...TETAP SAYANG (KAMU-KAMU SEMUA)

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  47. thsllyJune 13, 2011 at 11:52 PM

    Hahaha.
    lelaki ohh lelakiii ('oo')

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  48. ENCIK TIKUSJune 14, 2011 at 12:06 AM

    untunglaaa

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  49. super-1June 14, 2011 at 12:11 AM

    dah lame aku follow blog ko, ni 1st time aku rase sangat bersetuju dengan ko.

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  50. Mr.NSJune 14, 2011 at 12:13 AM

    gua setuju sama lu..haha

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  51. ParkAirJune 14, 2011 at 12:16 AM

    Ciri-ciri di atas menunjukkan 100% lelaki melayu. Sah ko orang melayu.

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  52. THE GREENJune 14, 2011 at 12:28 AM

    har3x... betul semua!!

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  53. UnknownJune 14, 2011 at 7:51 AM

    kami tak suka kamu semua berlagak cool masa mula2 kapel

    sebelum kapel kamu boleh dikategorikan sebagai amfibia...tapi bile dah kapel kamu berubah kepada reptilia.....dingin aje sepanjang masa

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  54. Isteri Encek BardJune 14, 2011 at 8:10 AM

    mencik semua diatas kecuali yang last tu.. miahahhahahhahha

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  55. blog-tips-kurusJune 14, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    jangan BUNCIT sebab kecacingan. eeiii!!!

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  56. Ujang9897June 14, 2011 at 10:00 AM

    lu mmg lelaki sejati...hii

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  57. -June 14, 2011 at 10:50 AM

    tak de perasaan ke ape ? =.=
    malas aku fikir pasal ni .erk ! emo !
    yang penting,kena ingat setiap manusia ada hati dan perasaan buleh ?
    hehehe ! PEACE !
    have a nice day ;)

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  58. AnonymousJune 14, 2011 at 10:59 AM

    buncit itu seksi..haha..ye ke??
    da lelaki mmg camni kan..nak wat camne...da pompuan lak mmg camtu kan..nak wat camne..hihi

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  59. Afuan ShahJune 14, 2011 at 12:04 PM

    aku setuju la weh..memang laki mcm di atas...
    btw..ingat pempuan suka ka cita pasal anak bagai tu??hahahah
    waktu PMS tu...paham2 ja lah..jgn suka cari pasal waktu tu kan..hehe

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  60. Pyka RahmatJune 14, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    ada yg mcm takbetul je

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  61. MiS! BLur-Blurrr.ComJune 14, 2011 at 3:17 PM

    betul3x...

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  62. fatJune 14, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    amboi amboi amboi...

    Aku ikut jer apa abang ben suruh...

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  63. SNJune 14, 2011 at 4:37 PM

    ade gak suke yg selambe2 je,kool..xpyh la romantik amat..muntak ijau nnt :P

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  64. nurayunniJune 14, 2011 at 5:47 PM

    haha...lelaki mmg mcm nie erk?

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  65. UnknownJune 14, 2011 at 7:11 PM

    comei entry ni hahaha

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  66. syira_syahirahJune 14, 2011 at 7:53 PM

    patotlah send msg gnite mmg xpenah reti nk bls...apatah lg msg2 lain....

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  67. Akim IqbalJune 14, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    Bergoyang perut gua baca entri nih.. hik3.. gendang gendut tali kecapi, boroi perot senang hati.. :)

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  68. berryJune 14, 2011 at 9:06 PM

    walaupon sume ni adalah hakikat yg sebenar tp tetap menyakitkan hati..heeeeee~

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  69. berryJune 14, 2011 at 10:47 PM

    http://shelberry.blogspot.com/2011/06/lelaki-vs-perempuan-tak-perlu.html

    :)

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  70. Kik0 ♥ QiLaHJune 15, 2011 at 8:31 AM

    LAKI~

    hati kering

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  71. spesispenunggu?June 15, 2011 at 2:35 PM

    haha. emang benar?

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  72. Syafiq RosliJune 16, 2011 at 9:25 AM

    haha..ni pengakuan benar ko ke..

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  73. Cha sahajaJune 16, 2011 at 4:38 PM

    macam macam..

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  74. miZz iNtaN (^ ~ ,)June 17, 2011 at 8:41 PM

    buncit mmg sexy yaw,grrr! >,<

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  75. DolJune 19, 2011 at 7:40 PM

    sumpah dari ats sampi bwh every single words yg ade. sume betol tapit. wish that she read this one. hmm

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  76. nada hanisJune 23, 2011 at 4:56 PM

    mohon adaptasi. HAHA

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  77. FarHa LukmanJune 23, 2011 at 6:30 PM

    ayat " walau macam mana pon kita berbeza, kami tetap sayangkan kamu2 semua" sangat sweet.. :p ^_^

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  78. cik eiraJune 23, 2011 at 9:05 PM

    haha buncit itu seksi ? errr bantahan di situ ! kehkeh

    **http://cikeira.blogspot.com/

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  79. Gadis KecilJune 24, 2011 at 5:37 PM

    bagaimana pulak kalo lelaki yang melebih-lebih dari perempuan??

    merajuk selalu. nak perhatian lebih dari perempuan. kita yang merajuk kita pulak yang kene pujuk. huhu

    pening.. pening!!

    tolong jawab skit faiz.. Hee

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  80. Balqis RizaJune 26, 2011 at 1:26 PM

    Just Because You Have a Dick, Doesn't Mean You Should Act Like One

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  81. birdsangry96June 26, 2011 at 10:59 PM

    nice post ! haha !
    komen my newest post back ~

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  82. Faiz TapitJune 28, 2011 at 1:49 PM

    oh hi there dickless creature!

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  83. Dhiya FarizaJune 29, 2011 at 11:10 AM

    Alah, these are the common behaviour of unmarried guys pun kan,normalah :D ramai pulak sentap.

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  84. Dhiya FarizaJune 29, 2011 at 11:13 AM

    Alah, these are the common behaviour of unmarried guys pun kan,normalah :D ramai pulak sentap.

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  85. AnonymousJuly 15, 2011 at 5:48 AM

    :)

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  86. maziahJuly 27, 2011 at 11:08 AM

    hahahaha...bnyak menyedarkan kaum pompuan......sexy ker buncit tu ?? hahaha

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  87. shamyheartAugust 5, 2011 at 12:58 AM

    oo, begini rupanya.. baru nak belajar2 kenal lelaki.. haha~

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  88. AnonymousAugust 5, 2011 at 9:01 PM

    Bf saya kuat merajuk. Ape yg ada kat ats tu tak sama mcm bf saya. Dia sensetif. Hihihi. Klaka kan?

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  89. BeauTiFuLGirLAugust 8, 2011 at 4:43 PM

    nie jenis lelaki yg xsensitif perkara sekeliling...
    rsnya xsemua mcm tu :)

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  90. eeirAugust 10, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    my boyfie tak cmtu pun? ala , normal la. tak pyh nk emosi2. chill :)

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  91. MeMenxxAugust 10, 2011 at 4:11 PM

    haha..this is owesome man!!

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  92. Yaya MaisarahAugust 12, 2011 at 3:24 PM

    ek elehh.. dimanakah keromantikan mat romeo nihh? haha..

    buncit itu sexy? erkk.. -,-

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  93. RadenAugust 14, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    yela. meh sini. mahu pelok

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  94. matahariAugust 17, 2011 at 10:32 PM

    segalanya betul....huhuhuhu klu mcm tu kena cari lelaki lembut la..faham sket perasaan perempuan...tak gtu?hehhehe

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  95. zulbachekAugust 21, 2011 at 6:35 AM

    Ni ayat Mr Roy yg ramai gf @ wf dan dah pening ngan ragam gf @ wf2 nya.. Hahahaha....

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  96. FarraSeptember 11, 2011 at 7:52 AM

    info yg bagusss ! TP X SUKE LA LAKI BUNCET ! HAHHAHA

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  97. #mirulFizi#September 14, 2011 at 12:11 PM

    buncit itu seksi..x tahan dow..haha

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  98. siti noOr hidayahSeptember 14, 2011 at 11:26 PM

    sweet .. :)

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  99. Syafeeqah Saifuddin @ FiefySeptember 28, 2011 at 3:28 PM

    INI TERBAEK !

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  100. AnonymousOctober 4, 2011 at 9:33 AM

    Biasa la buncit.....p ak x nk..haha

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  101. Mek OnieOctober 9, 2011 at 10:11 PM

    lumrah kehidupan....baik lelaki atau perempuan

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  102. Yu. Chekgu LKOctober 21, 2011 at 10:08 PM

    oww..mcm tu llk..hehe.. owkay..kami kaum hawa terima ^^

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  103. fiOctober 22, 2011 at 3:19 AM

    terima kasih.. lepas baca post kamu, buat hati yang tengah kusut ni jadi tenang.. trimas [^^]

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  104. AnonymousNovember 3, 2011 at 11:08 PM

    ceh..ptot pon pkwe ak cmtu..suma menda alah ni ada ja kt dia..except yg last tu!haha..sexy?euuww~ :D

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  105. UnknownDecember 8, 2011 at 9:50 PM

    haha tang buncit xblh blah... nah entri:cerita perut buncit ;p

    http://sanasinikalermerah.blogspot.com/2011/12/cerita-perut-buncit.html

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  106. AnonymousDecember 14, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    huhu..cool2...
    meh nk dgr girl bls ap..
    1) kami juga tak suka balas msj n kol setiap mse
    2) xde pun nak merajuk tiap-tiap mse..
    3) nak g dating pun memang fk psl kamu-kamu ni ad duit k tak and tak selalu g dating gne duit kamu pun
    4) 'I love u and mis u' all the time pun tak, fmily ag penting
    5) Kita-kita pun bukan homo, cme tak nak pandang laki lain, biar laki lain je pandang kita
    6) Bela tudung and make up lama utk kamu juga,lenlah kalu suka kita-kita sememeh je..:p
    7) Wish 'nite and morning' bukn kwajipan kita juga
    8) Baju kawin and nama anak memang topik kesukaan kita, kalu tak suka pilihan kita nanti jgn complain
    9) Kami tak mengharapkan kesempurnaan kamu-kamu pun, sbb kami pun tak
    10) Kamu pun ckp juga 'saya tak fhm dgn kamu ni'
    11) Kta-kita mmg nak kamu-kamu buncit,sbb dh buncit, takkan cari yang len..

    Apepun, mmg kita-kita lebih sygkan kamu-kamu semua :) ♥

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  107. JueDecember 23, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    tumpang share kat fb..hik3..:-)thanks

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  108. DeeJanuary 2, 2012 at 5:22 PM

    gua bukn nk romen lu.. nk komen je ni..

    bismillahirahmanirahimm...

    lu siap! nanti gua update plak ape yg lelaki perlu fhm tentg perempuan.. lu tgguu!!!!

    *ugutan manje nan bhye..

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  109. Cheida_MymeeFebruary 21, 2012 at 9:46 AM

    mostly betul la kebnyakkan laki yg buaya mcm nih muhahahahaha :P

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  110. i'm ur lover'sJune 8, 2012 at 3:13 PM

    sewel! haha:D tak boleh blah statement yg terakhir.. buncit tuh sexy! -OO- mostly lelaki akan buncit setelah berkahwin.. ehh? HAHA:D

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  111. UnknownOctober 14, 2013 at 11:55 PM

    suka ayat last .. walau macam mana kita berbeza
    sy tetap syg kamu-kamu semua.. bhahahha

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  112. UnknownJune 1, 2015 at 9:42 PM

    Aahle. Saya tak leh sentap. Bile sentap je merajuk. Sampai dia tak larat nak pujuk ^_^

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  113. UnknownJanuary 15, 2016 at 11:31 AM

    Poyo je ... Lari ngn jantan laen lh

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Sape komen boleh romen... Hik3