Friday, August 3, 2012

Petua Kekal Cantik Sampai Mati




1. Kurangkan minum air masak, lebihkan Barbican.


2. Lekatkan poster Dr. Rozmey besar-besar di cermin bagi meningkatkan keyakinan diri.


3. Sebelum makan, kelip mata 5 kali bagi memudahkan penghadaman makanan.


4. Buang air dekat tandas awam yang harga 50 sen ke atas sahaja. 


5. Bagi mengelakkan terkena sunburn, keluar rumah pada pukul 1 pagi ke atas sahaja. 


6. Untuk menguatkan jari, taip status di pesbuk setiap 2 minit dan like sendiri status tu. 


7. Jika alergik kepada makanan laut, makan lah keropok Mony setiap hari. 


8. Amalkan menonton iklan KLMU setiap pagi untuk menjamin kesihatan mata.


9. Untuk meluruskan rambut, baring depan jengkaut yang sedang bergerak. 


10. Sebelum tidur, dengar lagu tema Si Capik sekurang-kurangnya 3 kali.


11. Bila mandi, jangan tutup pintu.


12. Untuk menyerikan muka, sapu lendir siput babi di seluruh muka setiap malam. 


13. Jika susah nak tidur malam, telan semut 3 ekor.


14. Masalah jerawat boleh diatasi dengan meminum Clorox setengah botol.


15. Bagi mengelakkan risiko penyakit jantung, amalkan menggigit kuku lepas bangun tidur. 


Selamat mencuba dan selamat cantik!

80 comments:

  1. ROIAugust 11, 2011 at 12:32 AM

    Kecik ati budak2 klmu...hahahaha

    ReplyDelete
  2. SoLy SoLiciousAugust 11, 2011 at 12:33 AM

    petua nak kasi cepat tua+mati ni...hahah

    ReplyDelete
  3. Wadi ARAugust 11, 2011 at 12:34 AM

    no16 amalkan bersenam selalu sampi bdn berketol

    ReplyDelete
  4. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 12:37 AM

    ha haha..
    best best..
    no 14 tu.. (^^,)
    sbb nk buang jerawat..
    boleyh ilang nyawe pulak..

    ReplyDelete
  5. Syazwan Che DeramanAugust 11, 2011 at 12:37 AM

    wwoooww..

    nombor sebelas.

    naseb baik bukan petua handsome..hahha

    ReplyDelete
  6. PinkAugust 11, 2011 at 12:38 AM

    .....

    ReplyDelete
  7. Ayeem JemainAugust 11, 2011 at 12:42 AM

    aku mmg salu amalkan yg lagu tema si capik tu

    ReplyDelete
  8. YattAkasahAugust 11, 2011 at 12:51 AM

    bagus gile petua..hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  9. hamzah ianAugust 11, 2011 at 12:51 AM

    babi apa ni?

    ReplyDelete
  10. Jenny Pa-unAugust 11, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    hahaha,, ape lah hahha

    ReplyDelete
  11. blog-tips-kurusAugust 11, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    haha! terbaca sampai habis. ;)

    ReplyDelete
  12. Bob MerleyAugust 11, 2011 at 12:53 AM

    nice tips. bikin perut gua pecah. hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  13. EykaAugust 11, 2011 at 1:01 AM

    nak cubee laaa...haha:P

    ReplyDelete
  14. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 1:03 AM

    wahhh kalau x berjaya saman ko

    ReplyDelete
  15. GoblogzAugust 11, 2011 at 1:10 AM

    cam syiaalll mandi x tutup pintu..haha

    ReplyDelete
  16. Nurul Syakira ZainalAugust 11, 2011 at 1:10 AM

    terbaik. thumbs up:)
    semut bagus utk susah tido malam eh?

    my entry:
    http://sayebuatblogini.blogspot.com/2011/08/nampaknya-semua-datang.html

    ReplyDelete
  17. miraAugust 11, 2011 at 1:12 AM

    whoa ! bagusnye petua dia ! HAHA :D

    ReplyDelete
  18. Lieyda SabriAugust 11, 2011 at 1:17 AM

    tips yg sgt brutal haha

    ReplyDelete
  19. jiha rai kinah iejaAugust 11, 2011 at 1:18 AM

    no 10 gila takde kaitan. hahaha :D

    ReplyDelete
  20. rj EtikaAugust 11, 2011 at 1:18 AM

    woahh...ramai dah kot yang buat cara kau yg nombor enam tuh.
    tapi aku paling suke nombor 11. kau slalu buat camtu ek tapit....patutla kau cantik. :)

    ReplyDelete
  21. QhamelAugust 11, 2011 at 1:19 AM

    wahahahaha!!!!

    ReplyDelete
  22. Eiza KamarulAugust 11, 2011 at 1:22 AM

    ahahahaha
    ni serious kelakar!
    ^_^




    Eiza Kamarul

    ReplyDelete
  23. faizlasterAugust 11, 2011 at 1:23 AM

    bongek....haha

    ReplyDelete
  24. siti zarizzaAugust 11, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    best doe kau punye tips. kau dah cube tak ^^

    ReplyDelete
  25. Bukan si buayaAugust 11, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    terbaik lahhh!! bole cube nie! hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  26. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 1:25 AM

    hahahha..nak try yg lendir siput babi tuh..hihihihih..

    ReplyDelete
  27. AnonymousAugust 11, 2011 at 1:25 AM

    hahahha..nak try yg lendir siput babi tuh..hihihihih..

    ReplyDelete
  28. Ibu AmmarAugust 11, 2011 at 1:32 AM

    baring depan jengkaut tu nak mampus namanya HAHAHA!

    sabar jela petua nih

    ReplyDelete
  29. Nurain SuhadaAugust 11, 2011 at 1:34 AM

    hahaha, nak mencube ^_^

    ReplyDelete
  30. Falling .August 11, 2011 at 1:45 AM

    peh mati aq lau ikut petua mu nih..

    ReplyDelete
  31. Anak Pak Amran & Makcik HasmahAugust 11, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    Hahahaha. kejadahnye petua di atas. lendir siput babi kau. Gonyoh kat muka kang jadi seperti b**i lak kang~

    ReplyDelete
  32. C i k P i p i T e m b a mAugust 11, 2011 at 1:54 AM

    bhahahaah ! xde keje en . aku benci dgar lagu si capik tu .

    ReplyDelete
  33. AuniFatAugust 11, 2011 at 2:04 AM

    wanna try number 14 ! kalau berkesan, sya inform yahh. thanks for the info --'

    ReplyDelete
  34. syahirahAugust 11, 2011 at 2:32 AM

    no 12 tu geli gilaaa

    ReplyDelete
  35. :: cikNuurul ::August 11, 2011 at 2:35 AM

    iklan KLMU tu xtahan,.ahahaha,.

    ReplyDelete
  36. UnknownAugust 11, 2011 at 3:06 AM

    no 10 tu mmg xleh bla...hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  37. UnknownAugust 11, 2011 at 3:14 AM

    ppfftt....!!!

    ReplyDelete
  38. DausAugust 11, 2011 at 3:18 AM

    No 10 sangat RARE yaw... LOL

    ReplyDelete
  39. aimanayieAugust 11, 2011 at 4:21 AM

    haha! hadei laa.. nasib la aku laki..

    ReplyDelete
  40. MasheAugust 11, 2011 at 5:36 AM

    hahaha a.. jengkaut ada bnyk jenis tayar.. yg tayar besi tuh kah? :P

    ReplyDelete
  41. UnknownAugust 11, 2011 at 6:04 AM

    aku bukan semut je aku termakan woit..tak jugak nak tido

    ReplyDelete
  42. J.SyazwanaAugust 11, 2011 at 6:40 AM

    hebat gila petua kau ni doh.
    nak nangis aku baca.hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  43. zaRainAugust 11, 2011 at 7:00 AM

    huaghaggagagghhahahahha dah gelak guling2 dah! lendir siput babi!hahahah.. kelip mate sblom mkn..gaahahhahahhahahh!! ahahahhah!

    ReplyDelete
  44. budaksetanAugust 11, 2011 at 7:53 AM

    tu dia, petua cantik versi lembu,HAHA

    ReplyDelete
  45. Who cares?August 11, 2011 at 9:19 AM

    aku 1st?

    ReplyDelete
  46. Mimi DyanaAugust 11, 2011 at 10:02 AM

    akan dicuba.

    ReplyDelete
  47. ManisAugust 11, 2011 at 10:05 AM

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..gegiler laa kamu nie..ade ker mcm tue pulak nk maintain cntik?kalau laki nk maintain handsome gmane?

    ReplyDelete
  48. Aisyah AhmadAugust 11, 2011 at 10:55 AM

    tak boleh blah mkan kerpok mony..hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  49. chiah_ismileAugust 11, 2011 at 11:15 AM

    dgr lagu tema si capik???hihihi

    ReplyDelete
  50. Isteri Encek BardAugust 11, 2011 at 11:25 AM

    ADEH.. HAHHAHHAHHAH SENG LA

    ReplyDelete
  51. Cik RaraAugust 11, 2011 at 11:29 AM

    mengarut .haha

    ReplyDelete
  52. No nameAugust 11, 2011 at 12:02 PM

    Toilet kt KLCC RM2, mmg boleh cantik r.. sbb ada pencuci muka bagai.. hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  53. ashrafAugust 11, 2011 at 12:15 PM

    ade ke siputr babi. org pakai air mani la kalau nak cantik haha

    ReplyDelete
  54. Faiz TapitAugust 11, 2011 at 12:32 PM

    ahh, mesti ko selalu buat kan.. hahah
    cilake

    ReplyDelete
  55. ezza hanizaAugust 11, 2011 at 12:46 PM

    minum clorox tu nak cepat mati woiiiiii..hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  56. ⒷⒽⒶⒾ ⒸⓄⓄⓁAugust 11, 2011 at 1:21 PM

    hahahaa~~ terbaca lak

    ReplyDelete
  57. DaYaH JeLitAAugust 11, 2011 at 1:29 PM

    ko minat si capik eakk??? kekekeke.. tapit ngn capik ada bau bacang ker? wahahaha

    ReplyDelete
  58. muhammad iqbal hakimi bin tahirAugust 11, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    satu lagi petua..sokonglah man u..hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  59. Fairuz ZainalAugust 11, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    cilake punye entri. err terkasar. kbai

    ReplyDelete
  60. snowflakeAugust 11, 2011 at 2:02 PM

    haha !! mengarut ! XD

    ReplyDelete
  61. YuyuAugust 11, 2011 at 2:07 PM

    sila buat dulu...klo bkesan,kami akan join..ngeh3

    ReplyDelete
  62. erysweetieAugust 11, 2011 at 2:17 PM

    hahah..keropok Mony mmg tak menahan

    ReplyDelete
  63. UnknownAugust 11, 2011 at 2:46 PM

    hahaha..
    kalo la ini petuanya, smpi bile2 ak xnk jdik cntik hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  64. Mohd HafizAugust 11, 2011 at 3:38 PM

    bukak je blog dah tergelak baca yang nombor 1 . hahaaha

    ReplyDelete
  65. doyahAugust 11, 2011 at 6:43 PM

    patutla pais caantik..cantaik..

    ReplyDelete
  66. Nur Nazrah BibiAugust 11, 2011 at 9:18 PM

    mkn keropok moni jd gemok laa

    ReplyDelete
  67. dayu_myselfAugust 11, 2011 at 9:45 PM

    sggu tnggi imginsi ko..
    mmng awet muda la ko..hahaha

    ReplyDelete
  68. puterydaisyAugust 11, 2011 at 11:52 PM

    baiklah akan saya cuba amalkan.

    ReplyDelete
  69. Rahil FauziAugust 12, 2011 at 2:02 AM

    hahaha....adoyai..x larat gelak nei..betol la tu..petua cantek smpi mati nei..bila byk gelak..mmg awet muda..bagos la dak tapit neh..hehe

    ReplyDelete
  70. Anif Abdullah| AAAugust 12, 2011 at 6:55 AM

    aku suka no 10 tu..hahak..*sengal

    ReplyDelete
  71. alongxpAugust 12, 2011 at 9:39 AM

    aku paling suke part dr.rozmey tuh...hahaha...

    ReplyDelete
  72. NuarAugust 12, 2011 at 4:09 PM

    yang no 2 tue xtahan seh.. mau muntah darah pastu tiap2 malam mimpi ngeri...

    ReplyDelete
  73. NuarAugust 12, 2011 at 4:14 PM

    yang no 2 tue xtahan seh.. mau muntah darah pastu ari2 mimpi ngeri.. huhu

    ReplyDelete
  74. FataMorganaAugust 12, 2011 at 4:41 PM

    kau amal ke benda2 tu?.. kalau kau amalkan, aku ikut je..hahha

    ReplyDelete
  75. FirdausAugust 12, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    Haha..cleh b;a..kena try nih!!! :D

    ReplyDelete
  76. unaAugust 12, 2011 at 10:03 PM

    sengal lah ! haha

    ReplyDelete
  77. SperMAtids BloGAugust 13, 2011 at 2:10 AM

    ahaa! awek lu cantek gak!
    awek lu amalkan benda nie kee?? =)
    xsangka lu pakwe ,,ber sebelajar aku!

    ReplyDelete
  78. Pure LilyAugust 13, 2011 at 6:19 PM

    no 11 dan 12 tu mmg x blh blah..hahaha~

    ReplyDelete
  79. FaridzuanAugust 13, 2011 at 8:23 PM

    Ayoyai, boleh percayakah petua-petua suci ini? Betulkah telan 3 semut boleh terus tidur? HAHA.

    ReplyDelete
  80. Ain ZulaikhaAugust 14, 2011 at 9:44 PM

    marah orang tua2 nihhhh hahahhahaa

    ReplyDelete

Sape komen boleh romen... Hik3