Friday, June 24, 2011

Pengakuan Lisa Yang Sebenar




Lisa: Buzz! Buzz!
Tapit: ...................


Lisa: Yang....... Reply lah cepat... Please, I need u baby...
Tapit: Ye


Lisa: Yang, cayang marah lalink lagi ke? Janganlah ambik hati pasal Mejah ngan Ayam tu... Lalink tak suka la budak 2 ekor tu... 
Tapit: Bistu, nape lalink sebok ym ngan diorang tu?


Lisa: Diorang ugut lalink taw, diorang cakap kalau taknak ym ngan diorang, nanti diorang sebar gambar panas kita tu... Lalink takut taw, mana taw nanti orang-orang tibi taw... Abes kita nanti...
Tapit: Oh yeke? Camne pulak diorang boleh dapat gambar kita tu?


Lisa: Taktaw lah, abam Tubelawak punya kerja lah kot... Dia kan suka stalk lalink... Lalink takutlah ngan dia tu...
Tapit: Takpe, lalink jangan risau... Nanti biar abang setelkan mende ni ye... Lalink watpe ni?


Lisa: Ermmm... Baru je pas mandi ni... Taktaw nak pakai baju apa lah...
Tapit: Ok, jom webcam... Biar abang pilihkan...


Lisa: Hik3... Abang ni nakal taw!
Tapit: OMG!





Perbualan seterusnya terpaksa dirahsiakn... Hik3

72 comments:

Azeanthy Paiman said...

comelnye lisa masa kecik2 dlu.huhu..

Anonymous said...

kesian jugak jadi orang cantik ni

Akim Iqbal said...

epic failed !

Akulah Aqilah Itu said...

HAHA!

best je kalau lisa baca. =P

+d.O.Y.A.h+ said...

errr?

salwaismail said...

hahaha. semua tipu!
:DD

http://salwaismail.blogspot.com

The Sharkox said...

Ok..akhirnya complete jugak trilogy YM lisa

hahaha

Anonymous said...

im so sorry faiz tapit,this is not funny.ur obsession sometimes scares me.no offence.

misz sheyla said...

hahahha.... mengong

.fariza. said...

hahaha.

Faiz Tapit said...

heheh

UNA budak BAEQ said...

nak post kt wall lisa . kahkahkah
nk jug pilih baju lisa . wakaka

lembu lah lu . gila kalao lisa tao.haha jd cam tiz zqyah nnt .

Izzaty Ishak said...

HAHAHAHAHAHA!

girl@islam said...

beranganlah sokmo2...haha..

nik lan nik mat said...

mcm mana aku blh komen ni..padahal aku nak exm

Mat Pintu said...

salam kenal

aiseyman!! mane lu dapat gmba lisa zmn skolah siot! arrghh

rockcintan.blogspot.com

qeef... said...

kau tapit mmg melampau!! hakhak.. harituh dah curg ngn lisa, kuar date ngn FL kan.. siot.. haha..

neyna's said...

OMG !

Ayeem Jemain said...

hahahaha. anon tu da takot. ko tag tubelawak, ko nak series ni jadi 4 episode ke?

Faiz Tapit said...

hahah. boleh aje kot. kalau dia nak balas la

Raden said...

sume org suke lisa..haih..lisa tuh mirip2 aku je pon..

Faiz Tapit said...

hai lisa! jom kawen

Yuyu Musa said...

iye iye je...


hi..lisa datang..

Rozuan Ismail said...

motif lisa ym ko.penipu sgt.lisa dok sibuk nak kahwin lor

miwwa J said...

eeeeeeei .hhaa

✿ boonga_kecik ✿ said...

ko nie xabes2 wat fitnah kt lisa. huhu. sian de..

za said...

hahhahahahahhaha.. ngek ah

fiq. said...

haish, geli la aku bace...
hu

Miz Novexx said...

kesian lisa.... adess :D

Hashira Yusoff said...

apesal ngkorang 3 orang ni brebut lisa surihani eh??
JLO ke..Rihanna ke..hik3. Baru la America beb!


TERJAH--> An expensive smile..susah sangat ke untuk senyum??

wannurfazrini said...

nak jugakkk diaaaa. ok pasni sapa lagi?

Panglima Arep said...

klu aku jd lisa, dah lame aku minx kapel dgn ko tapit, tp syg, aku bkn lisa.. hahaha

sapion samdol said...

weh, sequel ke 4 kat blog aku.

Alin said...

lisa tetap comel^^

lisa surihani said...

menipu je keje

hamzah ian said...

hahaha.. ko tag izuari pulak?? haha

hamzah ian said...

anon tu peminat ko tapit.. abis la

Belbel said...

sume berebut lisa. xde yg berebut fasha kewwww?

unieMARKS :) said...

amohai . kemain dia .

syud said...

hahhaha...giler !

mau nangis lisa kalo baca ni..huhu..

J.Syazwana said...

sengal lah kau.
kah kah !!

budaksetan said...

tiga2 ekor perangai mcm lahanat, HAHAH!

fairuz said...

menipu agak2 la. haha tu ijuali kan kan kan. hoho

SoutulMujahid said...

betol... tiga2 ekor cam lahanat. muahahahaha

Nurul Amira said...

HAHAHA , ade lg plak smbungnyer ? ish2 . korang ni , lpas ni ayeem plak ke ? hakhak

wawaney said...

haha ngeng la hampa 3 neh

aisyah bet ^^ said...

ok. yg ni takbley terima. cm psycho jer

cikpia said...

cambabik toi la 3-3 ekor....!!!

emeera asnary said...

kah3, x sabo aku nk dengo jawapan c ayam nga agy sorang tuuu, lisa lisa, untung laa, ade org sayanggggg...

Daus said...

lerrr, patot la aku pi bilik kau tadi nampak gambo lisa lam lappy, haktuih! ngahaha....

aque said...

korang ni...(geleng2 pale)

suke wat org gelak tekan perot...

mood: tgh tggu cite tubelawak plak... lalalala

ashraf said...

hahah kau bajet kau hensem mcm ngusri ke? ko tu mcm ngasrijal ngasree je hahah

Shaofie said...

dem. ko dgn mejah same je. hahahaha.. bukan lisa main skype ke?

MiS! BLur-Blurrr.Com said...

aigooo>.<...hahhahahah

Andrik McVean said...

hi there, i have just followed your blog..i hope you can follow me back..u have a nice blog here..
i will be waiting for you on my blog...see u there..cheers

! Nurida Ardy said...

mejah--->ayeem--->tapit--->?...tubelawak kot..
p/s:kalo la si lisa bacer 3 kisah ngeri ni..ape dia buat agaknyer yer..

NurIzza said...

hahahah bongek!!!

naqib rahim said...

HAHAHAH..

muhammad iqbal hakimi bin tahir said...

haha..derm..semua pakat nak buat entri lisa..nak bt gak..

savethisblog said...

Ahaha..celaka punya entry..tapi terbaik!!

Faraa Eiman's said...

perw kes sume lisa nieyh ?! grr*

Matt Fauzy said...

minah indon mane yg ngaku jd lisa surihani nie?

Ujang9897 said...

patut la lisa jmpa gua mengadu pasal korang bertiga..hurm...

baru gua phm kenapa lisa ajak gua dating utk lps tension

Faiz Tapit said...

ahhh dem la... hahaha

haqimi zulkefli said...

engkau kejap lisa kejap FL. pening aku.. aku sokong ko ngn FL tapit.. bru cm realistic ckit.. haha :P ok,mepek!

Siti Mashitah Saidin said...

hahaha... sudah.. pakat berebut lisa pulak

Hansyirah Takezur said...

menipu.... wooo...

Muhammad Afifi said...

aku follow blog ko dari awal2 dulu rasanya ni post paling giler2 aku gelak hahaha..tp aku just silent reader je..malu nk komen2 hik3 <-- gelak tiru tapit ^_^

Rahmad said...

prgh meremang bulu kaki aku baca entri ni..
hahha..
cinta 3 segi..

sampankertas said...

jom tgok blog aku aku dah buat pendedahhan yg sebenar pasai faiz tapit

Anonymous said...

kuajo gile..hehehe

Ieta Mat Saad said...

ish3... tobatlah weyh... dok ngarut2 ja nih... Ish3...

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